1 00:00:06,811 --> 00:00:08,324 Urgent. Menorca. 12.45 p.m. 2 00:00:08,531 --> 00:00:10,522 Luigi Tornicelli, M-30 Lodge Master... 3 00:00:10,731 --> 00:00:12,767 ...arrested for traffic problem... 4 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,360 ...when his yacht ran into Don Ramon Mendoza's yacht. 5 00:00:15,571 --> 00:00:18,210 Banker Tornicelli, wanted in twelve countries... 6 00:00:18,411 --> 00:00:20,402 ...now guest of Spanish authorities... 7 00:00:20,611 --> 00:00:22,442 ...and held in unknown location. 8 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:27,202 From: Spanish Embassy, Washington. To: Ministry of Foreing Affairs. 9 00:00:27,411 --> 00:00:29,561 Summoned urgently by Secretary of State. 10 00:00:29,771 --> 00:00:32,888 Unusually attentive to me. Surprised by his favorable disposal. 11 00:00:33,091 --> 00:00:35,810 ...to revise economic agreements and receive our President. 12 00:00:36,011 --> 00:00:38,366 In parallel, they request extradition of Tornicelli. 13 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:40,846 Recommend tighten bonds of friendship... 14 00:00:41,051 --> 00:00:42,803 ...by skipping legal procedures. 15 00:00:43,091 --> 00:00:45,480 From: Embassy to Holy See To: Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 16 00:00:45,691 --> 00:00:48,046 After beatification of temerarious barefoot, Father Almodovar... 17 00:00:48,251 --> 00:00:50,162 ...I was received by Cardinal Rossi. 18 00:00:50,371 --> 00:00:52,885 Fears that Tornicelli, under interrogation... 19 00:00:53,091 --> 00:00:55,889 ...may implicate innocent person close to His Holiness. 20 00:00:56,091 --> 00:00:59,401 Took his leave with old saying, "Fate, or someone in its name... 21 00:00:59,611 --> 00:01:03,126 ...should free Mr. Tornicelli from his sufferings in this world". 22 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:04,844 From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs. To: CESID. 23 00:01:05,051 --> 00:01:08,168 Given conflict of interests over future of Tornicelli... 24 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:10,043 ...matter in your hands... 25 00:01:10,251 --> 00:01:12,845 ...in collaboration with US Intelligence Services. 26 00:01:13,051 --> 00:01:15,326 Spanish Government must remain on sidelines. 27 00:01:15,531 --> 00:01:16,930 Devise discreet solution... 28 00:01:17,131 --> 00:01:19,725 ...which will not affect our responsibilities. 29 00:01:19,931 --> 00:01:22,206 Any leaking of this document strictly forbidden. 30 00:01:22,411 --> 00:01:24,402 If possible, should be eaten by secretary. 31 00:01:24,811 --> 00:01:28,167 From: CESID, "Top Secret". To: Ministry of Foreign Affairs 32 00:01:28,371 --> 00:01:29,850 Tornicelli problem solved. 33 00:01:30,051 --> 00:01:32,007 We pass Italian to our CIA friends... 34 00:01:32,211 --> 00:01:34,042 ...while "Peace and Liberty"... 35 00:01:34,251 --> 00:01:36,481 ...association of pacifist scroungers... 36 00:01:36,691 --> 00:01:39,080 ...organize celebration in prison under the slogan... 37 00:01:39,411 --> 00:01:42,005 BACK TO J AIL 38 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,522 Yesterday morning, the postman called. 39 00:01:49,091 --> 00:01:52,367 He had a registered letter to deliver. 40 00:01:54,251 --> 00:01:57,323 It was an urgent letter from the slammer, 41 00:01:58,891 --> 00:02:02,327 to tell me of a surprising event. 42 00:02:03,771 --> 00:02:07,081 I read the invitation word by word. 43 00:02:08,731 --> 00:02:12,246 "We're going to have a reunion in the jail. 44 00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:15,566 All the usual crowd will be there." 45 00:02:16,051 --> 00:02:17,450 And underneath, 46 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:21,966 I saw the date of the event. 47 00:02:22,371 --> 00:02:23,929 I still don't know 48 00:02:24,851 --> 00:02:26,364 if I'm going to go. 49 00:02:28,291 --> 00:02:30,327 I'd like more information. 50 00:03:04,811 --> 00:03:08,042 Be careful, she's going to ruin the upholstery. 51 00:03:08,251 --> 00:03:11,368 Don't start picking on her. Anyway, it's dry vomit. 52 00:03:11,571 --> 00:03:13,368 You call this dry vomit! 53 00:03:14,251 --> 00:03:16,765 There are no roadsigns, no directions. 54 00:03:16,971 --> 00:03:19,929 Look, I don't care about your shindy in the jail. 55 00:03:20,131 --> 00:03:22,281 I just want to get to the beach. 56 00:03:22,491 --> 00:03:25,130 It was your brother who got me into this. 57 00:03:26,091 --> 00:03:28,241 Who else would listen to that idiot? 58 00:03:29,051 --> 00:03:30,166 They're coming now. 59 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,000 That's better. 60 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,760 He couldn't piss. I guess the bombardments caused that. 61 00:03:35,971 --> 00:03:37,165 Now get in the car. 62 00:03:37,371 --> 00:03:39,885 Why do we always get stuck with her? 63 00:03:40,691 --> 00:03:44,240 You'd rather they'd taken her to Cancun to catch dysentery? 64 00:03:51,411 --> 00:03:53,800 Turn off the air. It uses a lot of gas. 65 00:03:57,211 --> 00:03:58,405 Is this the right way? 66 00:03:58,611 --> 00:04:00,647 As you wouldn't take the freeway... 67 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:03,644 Artemio, as soon as you get in the prison... 68 00:04:03,851 --> 00:04:05,284 ...give this to Matilde. 69 00:04:05,491 --> 00:04:07,641 - Who's Matilde? - A business partner. 70 00:04:07,851 --> 00:04:08,920 A whore, more like. 71 00:04:09,451 --> 00:04:11,840 What are you doing getting involved with... 72 00:04:12,571 --> 00:04:13,526 ...subversives? 73 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:17,087 - You'll get us into trouble. - You're one to be talking. 74 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,566 You agreed to adopt a Bosnian child. 75 00:04:19,771 --> 00:04:22,001 - And look what we got! - Blame the U.N. 76 00:04:22,211 --> 00:04:23,883 An old age pensioner! 77 00:04:24,091 --> 00:04:27,606 Do as I say and tomorrow they'll sign for the payment. 78 00:04:27,811 --> 00:04:31,087 What's this dope going to do in jail except catch fleas? 79 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:33,407 It's the best place to do business. 80 00:04:33,611 --> 00:04:36,967 He's taking advantage of his political background. 81 00:04:37,171 --> 00:04:38,286 Who, him? 82 00:04:38,971 --> 00:04:40,927 He was fixing toilets in a church... 83 00:04:41,131 --> 00:04:43,440 ...when the police raided a meeting there. 84 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,960 Still, he was a victim of repression. 85 00:04:46,171 --> 00:04:49,561 I'd go too, but I'm seeing a friend who has a restaurant. 86 00:04:49,771 --> 00:04:51,727 He's got a real gold mine there. 87 00:04:51,971 --> 00:04:53,802 This old guy's pawing me. 88 00:04:54,011 --> 00:04:55,524 Ludo! Hands off! 89 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,326 Well, so long. 90 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:05,886 See you later. 91 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,370 Look, the jail. 92 00:05:08,571 --> 00:05:10,163 There it is. And take this. 93 00:05:10,371 --> 00:05:12,646 My friend's number. You can call us. 94 00:05:12,851 --> 00:05:15,729 Be careful about who you mix with in there. 95 00:05:15,931 --> 00:05:18,365 - And don't drink any tap water! - I won't. 96 00:05:18,571 --> 00:05:20,766 - Grandma... - Ludo, leave the child alone. 97 00:05:20,971 --> 00:05:22,324 - So long. - Bye, Grandad. 98 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:26,041 - Where will we meet? - In the El Cid Tavern. 99 00:05:26,971 --> 00:05:28,404 Will I remember that? 100 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,723 He's as bad as his father. 101 00:05:33,971 --> 00:05:35,882 You're sure I'll get out again? 102 00:05:36,091 --> 00:05:37,410 Where are you going? 103 00:05:37,931 --> 00:05:39,967 - I've come for dinner. - This early? 104 00:05:40,211 --> 00:05:41,360 Let me see your I.D. 105 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:45,361 I'm afraid my wife put it through the washing machine. 106 00:05:47,611 --> 00:05:48,566 Artemio Bermejo. 107 00:05:48,771 --> 00:05:50,727 Bermejo Sanitation. 108 00:05:51,011 --> 00:05:54,287 So you've come to get fat at the cost of the taxpayer. 109 00:05:54,531 --> 00:05:56,408 You could have eaten at home. 110 00:05:56,891 --> 00:05:57,846 Pain in the ass. 111 00:05:58,051 --> 00:06:00,804 - Give me your release papers. - What papers? 112 00:06:01,011 --> 00:06:03,127 Aren't you on day release? 113 00:06:04,211 --> 00:06:06,884 I'm here for the political prisoners' party. 114 00:06:07,891 --> 00:06:11,167 You have to go over to that window and register. 115 00:06:11,891 --> 00:06:12,846 Thank you. 116 00:06:13,971 --> 00:06:15,609 - Just a minute! - What is it? 117 00:06:16,851 --> 00:06:19,524 - Here, your I.D. Card. - Thank you very much. 118 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,325 No, this window. 119 00:06:22,771 --> 00:06:24,727 The gentleman is here for the dinner. 120 00:06:24,971 --> 00:06:26,450 Got the strike papers? 121 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,761 Handle it carefully, it's very battered. 122 00:06:35,571 --> 00:06:37,163 - Have a seat. - Thank you. 123 00:06:37,451 --> 00:06:39,726 Thank you, and I'm sorry for bothering you. 124 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:43,843 Tell the organizers that the Reds are arriving. 125 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:46,723 Fuck the papers, the strike... 126 00:06:46,931 --> 00:06:49,320 The mob for dinner are here. Over. I mean, Out. 127 00:06:49,731 --> 00:06:51,847 This wing was due to be demolished. 128 00:06:51,931 --> 00:06:55,367 You can breathe the atmosphere, the damp, the locks... 129 00:06:55,571 --> 00:06:56,526 ...the cisterns. 130 00:06:56,731 --> 00:06:57,686 The cisterns! 131 00:06:58,131 --> 00:07:01,407 As you see, we tried to fix it as best we could. 132 00:07:01,611 --> 00:07:03,408 It didn't turn out too bad. 133 00:07:04,211 --> 00:07:05,849 But really, Quintanilla... 134 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,690 ...you should have given us more warning. 135 00:07:08,891 --> 00:07:10,802 We were caught on the hop too. 136 00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:13,650 Matilde, have all the cells been checked? 137 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,807 - All except these. - Well, hurry up. 138 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:18,844 And the ones with a view are for the VIPs. 139 00:07:19,251 --> 00:07:20,445 There are no views. 140 00:07:20,651 --> 00:07:22,846 Then give them a bit of atmosphere. 141 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,200 Think of something. 142 00:07:25,891 --> 00:07:27,847 Warden, should we throw the visitors out? 143 00:07:28,051 --> 00:07:30,201 Yes, of course. It's time, isn't it? 144 00:07:30,411 --> 00:07:33,050 One of them keeps asking for a Matilde. 145 00:07:33,171 --> 00:07:36,129 - He can come another day. - Matilde's my assistant. 146 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,844 He's here for the meal? 147 00:07:38,051 --> 00:07:39,882 He can wait. He's too damn early. 148 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,969 Let's see how things are. 149 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:45,845 Cifuentes, what do you think you're doing? 150 00:07:46,051 --> 00:07:49,009 Do you think the prisoners should be serving the meal? 151 00:07:49,211 --> 00:07:52,169 - They don't seem up to it. - They're the best we have. 152 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,885 And they're very good at making sweets. 153 00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:57,651 - I thought the nuns did that. - The nuns? 154 00:07:57,851 --> 00:07:59,807 They're all making micro-chips. 155 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:03,688 Really, Ternera, haven't you finished that yet? 156 00:08:03,891 --> 00:08:05,847 We have to serve a meal in here. 157 00:08:06,051 --> 00:08:09,521 Yeah, but we've got fifth generation immunized bugs. 158 00:08:09,731 --> 00:08:11,608 Then use a stronger solution. 159 00:08:11,811 --> 00:08:14,848 - That'll put the cost up. - We'll talk about it later. 160 00:08:15,051 --> 00:08:17,849 And point that hose away, you're soaking me! 161 00:08:18,051 --> 00:08:20,201 - It stinks like hell. - I'm sorry. 162 00:08:21,011 --> 00:08:22,808 Quintanilla, listen to me. 163 00:08:24,011 --> 00:08:26,127 We have to sort out the accounts. 164 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,845 I've been paying for everything myself... 165 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,609 ...and my wife's annoyed. 166 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,802 Once the Ministry pays us, that's it. 167 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:35,286 Isn't your association independent? 168 00:08:35,491 --> 00:08:37,766 - Of course. - And you accept a subsidy? 169 00:08:37,971 --> 00:08:38,926 Sure. 170 00:08:39,131 --> 00:08:41,406 Matilde, has everyone confirmed now? 171 00:08:41,611 --> 00:08:44,762 Matilde, our chief organizer, this is the warden. 172 00:08:44,971 --> 00:08:46,484 Has everyone confirmed? 173 00:08:46,691 --> 00:08:49,251 Not yet. We clash with a soccer match on TV. 174 00:08:49,451 --> 00:08:50,770 Well, keep insisting. 175 00:08:50,971 --> 00:08:54,281 It's awkward to get here. Why did they choose this prison? 176 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:55,640 The usual reasons. 177 00:08:55,851 --> 00:08:57,569 Pressure, influence. 178 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,568 Everything except ideals. 179 00:09:00,091 --> 00:09:01,046 Warden... 180 00:09:01,411 --> 00:09:02,366 Warden... 181 00:09:02,571 --> 00:09:03,890 What is is, Rogelio? 182 00:09:04,091 --> 00:09:07,640 Nothing, but talking of ideals, why don't they support us? 183 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,364 Just be quiet, Rogelio. 184 00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:12,529 Will we have prawns today or the usual swill? 185 00:09:12,731 --> 00:09:15,484 We'll see. But you can always suck the heads. 186 00:09:15,691 --> 00:09:18,967 - I don't like the heads. - That's where the vitamins are. 187 00:09:19,571 --> 00:09:21,880 A recidivist pickpocket, from the old school. 188 00:09:23,651 --> 00:09:24,606 Attention! 189 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:27,399 Attention, all inmates! 190 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:29,726 Listen carefully. 191 00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:33,082 I want everyone to behave very well. 192 00:09:33,651 --> 00:09:35,846 The first one to step out of line... 193 00:09:36,051 --> 00:09:38,326 ...is going to get it. Is that clear? 194 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:41,923 And another thing. The cutlery has been counted. 195 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,247 So no messing about, right? 196 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,206 Excuse me. 197 00:09:46,851 --> 00:09:49,046 That man's sticking his tongue out at me. 198 00:09:49,931 --> 00:09:53,606 Don't worry, the psychologist says he's like a big child. 199 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,250 - A simpleton. - Exactly. 200 00:09:55,451 --> 00:09:58,409 He may be, but I prefer to leave. 201 00:09:58,611 --> 00:10:01,762 Go to Reception. Someone's been waiting for ages. 202 00:10:02,651 --> 00:10:03,879 Paquita, come on! 203 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:07,001 - Should I go with you? - No, thank you. 204 00:10:07,211 --> 00:10:09,805 - Birdy! - Just in case she got lost. 205 00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:12,648 Another thing, Quintanilla. 206 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:13,886 Tell me... 207 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:17,083 Do you think the new Director General will come? 208 00:10:17,331 --> 00:10:19,526 The old one promised me some money... 209 00:10:19,731 --> 00:10:21,323 ...before he was indicted. 210 00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:23,886 No problem. If everything goes well... 211 00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:26,567 Don't eat the fucking prawns! 212 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,690 A bag for each one. 213 00:10:31,611 --> 00:10:32,839 Stand at the table. 214 00:10:34,731 --> 00:10:37,768 - Anyone here for the party? - Waken up, that's you. 215 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:38,926 Hello. 216 00:10:39,851 --> 00:10:40,806 Good morning. 217 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:43,168 - Matilde Bergareche? - That's right. 218 00:10:43,411 --> 00:10:44,400 Welcome to jail. 219 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:47,047 I've a letter from a friend of yours. 220 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:48,320 Mariano Cabezas. 221 00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:50,681 - I think you've spoken. - Mariano? 222 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,445 Are you his lawyer? 223 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:55,609 He can say what he wants in court, if he dares. 224 00:10:55,811 --> 00:10:57,164 I'm his brother-in-law. 225 00:10:57,371 --> 00:10:59,805 Antonio Bermejo, Bermejo Sanitation. 226 00:11:00,011 --> 00:11:01,000 Now I get it. 227 00:11:01,651 --> 00:11:03,767 That's fine. Welcome to our event. 228 00:11:03,971 --> 00:11:05,484 Thank you, but tell me. 229 00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:08,649 Has the under-secretary for Sanitary Culture arrived? 230 00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:10,807 Everything's called culture now. 231 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,126 Let me see. 232 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:16,606 Yes, Mr. Perales has confirmed his attendance tomorrow. 233 00:11:17,931 --> 00:11:20,126 That's fine. I'll come back tomorrow. 234 00:11:20,411 --> 00:11:21,924 No, no! Absolutely not! 235 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:23,570 You have to stay here. 236 00:11:24,211 --> 00:11:25,644 It's for a good cause. 237 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,445 Here's your accreditation. Let's see... 238 00:11:28,651 --> 00:11:31,040 I don't know. I'm not sure about this. 239 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,364 - May I call my brother-in-law? - Mariano? Where? 240 00:11:34,571 --> 00:11:36,050 I don't know just now. 241 00:11:36,251 --> 00:11:38,287 Are you really a friend of his? 242 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,370 Well, we worked together on a few things. 243 00:11:41,571 --> 00:11:43,402 Third World aid and that. 244 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:45,841 Not those out-of-date canned goods? 245 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,842 Paquita, a bag for the gentleman. 246 00:11:50,011 --> 00:11:50,966 Here you are. 247 00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:53,606 A tee-shirt, the program of events... 248 00:11:53,851 --> 00:11:57,400 ...a testimonial tape, various pins and stickers... 249 00:11:57,731 --> 00:12:00,689 ...and cards made by political prisoners in Turkistan. 250 00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:03,126 Thank you. 251 00:12:04,451 --> 00:12:05,679 - Just a moment. - What? 252 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:06,846 Your cap. 253 00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:09,645 Where's this going? 254 00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:11,689 Keep walking and don't ask. 255 00:12:12,051 --> 00:12:13,848 Hang it on the outside gate. 256 00:12:14,051 --> 00:12:16,565 Yes, we understand. Look after yourself. 257 00:12:17,131 --> 00:12:19,247 Regards to your wife. Good-bye. 258 00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:21,245 The ombudsman. 259 00:12:21,771 --> 00:12:23,329 He's got 'flu. In summer! 260 00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:25,999 I warned you about the soccer match. 261 00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:28,520 No, nobody sticks their neck out now. 262 00:12:28,811 --> 00:12:31,166 The overnight stay is very important. 263 00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:32,724 How many have we got? 264 00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:35,280 The thirty pensioners on vacation... 265 00:12:35,851 --> 00:12:37,807 ...and this sanitation gentleman. 266 00:12:38,011 --> 00:12:40,571 - Antonio Bermejo... - Excuse me a moment. 267 00:12:40,771 --> 00:12:43,729 Just rubbish. Without big names we're finished. 268 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,321 - What will television say? - Lf we'd organized a marathon... 269 00:12:47,531 --> 00:12:50,728 - You and your marathons! - That's where the money is. 270 00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:54,162 - Everyone loves wearing shorts. - This is a serious event! 271 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:56,441 - Are you at it again? - What's with you? 272 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,006 Excuse me! Excuse me! Just a minute! 273 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:03,363 I warn you that my association will report any ill-treatment. 274 00:13:03,571 --> 00:13:04,606 What's going on? 275 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,490 Fucking Birdy was trying to escape again. 276 00:13:07,691 --> 00:13:09,204 Birdy, I've had enough! 277 00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:11,527 He told us to hang the sign outside. 278 00:13:12,051 --> 00:13:15,726 This has nothing to do with me. They're trouble-makers. 279 00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:17,808 - Thump them! - Get them inside! 280 00:13:18,011 --> 00:13:19,000 Fuck all of you! 281 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,806 - I'm delighted you could come. - Ma'am... 282 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:23,966 The banker? 283 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,924 Mu�agorri! It's great to have your support! 284 00:13:27,091 --> 00:13:30,003 - Luis Quintanilla, coordinator. - I had to come. 285 00:13:30,371 --> 00:13:33,329 Ideals never fade. And I was hunting here anyway. 286 00:13:33,531 --> 00:13:35,726 I've some partridges for the warden. 287 00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:37,928 Hands off. Take the luggage. 288 00:13:38,131 --> 00:13:40,804 - Will you sign the manifesto? - Of course. 289 00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:43,400 Well, well. This is all excellent. 290 00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:44,726 Really excellent. 291 00:13:45,051 --> 00:13:47,406 This is a wonderful idea. If I may... 292 00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,967 All this reminds me... 293 00:13:50,451 --> 00:13:52,089 ...of the old heroic days. 294 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,805 The struggle against fascism, secrecy... 295 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,843 ...furtive love affairs... 296 00:13:57,051 --> 00:13:58,643 ...my first business deal! 297 00:13:58,851 --> 00:14:00,523 I just wanted to ask you... 298 00:14:00,731 --> 00:14:02,130 I do apologize, Mr? 299 00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:04,647 Bermejo, Bermejo Sanitation. 300 00:14:04,851 --> 00:14:07,809 Another former political prisoner. Condemned for? 301 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:09,606 Conspiracy. 302 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:12,851 - Peaceful, eh? - Juanita, the gentleman's bag. 303 00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:15,724 And you can leave your donations here. 304 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,327 - Lf you'd be so kind. - Right here. 305 00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:21,682 It's not free? Nobody told me about that. 306 00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:25,520 Just to help pay for the meal. Comradeship, solidarity... 307 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,480 I'll say. 308 00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:30,526 - Here you are. - And that's for you. 309 00:14:30,851 --> 00:14:32,842 Well! Excuse me for a moment. 310 00:14:33,211 --> 00:14:35,850 - What did he give? - Now, don't be nosy. 311 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,969 I can't give very much. 312 00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:42,325 - I've just paid my taxes. - I understand. 313 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,169 Well, that is solidarity. 314 00:14:44,371 --> 00:14:47,727 - Not like some with fancy airs. - What? Did he give less? 315 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:48,886 Give me that! 316 00:14:49,091 --> 00:14:51,969 - The signature's wrong! - Solidarity, Bermejo! 317 00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:56,090 Sonsoles! What a surprise! Whatever are you doing here? 318 00:14:57,371 --> 00:14:59,407 - Coming to the party? - Hello, Cesar. 319 00:14:59,611 --> 00:15:00,964 Is there a party here? 320 00:15:01,971 --> 00:15:05,202 It must be Mathieu's. He thinks of the oddest places. 321 00:15:05,851 --> 00:15:07,842 No, I'm here on a one-to-one visit. 322 00:15:08,571 --> 00:15:11,563 It's really awful. A room with a straw mattress. 323 00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:14,970 Of course, being watched is a bit of a turn-on. 324 00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:18,720 You said a one-to-one. Your husband is in jail here? 325 00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:21,365 Is it because of the Saharan phosphates? 326 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:23,527 No, my husband's in Vancouver. 327 00:15:23,971 --> 00:15:26,087 This is something else. 328 00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:27,446 Let's say... 329 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:29,923 ...it's an act of charity. 330 00:15:30,691 --> 00:15:32,443 I trust you'll be discreet. 331 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:35,450 Some people in the Opus wouldn't understand. 332 00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:37,448 You know I'm very discreet. 333 00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:39,809 - And your wife? - My wife? 334 00:15:40,051 --> 00:15:42,201 I refuse to mention her! Excuse me. 335 00:15:42,411 --> 00:15:43,446 - Sir... - Yes? 336 00:15:43,691 --> 00:15:45,568 The guard will take you now. 337 00:15:45,771 --> 00:15:48,126 Yes, but I must speak to the warden. 338 00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:50,526 - Would you hold this for me? - Yes, sir. 339 00:15:51,011 --> 00:15:53,684 Sonsoles, why don't you stay for the party? 340 00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:57,564 So long. See you soon. 341 00:15:57,971 --> 00:15:59,404 I'll be very discreet. 342 00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:01,284 - Come along. - Yes, sir. 343 00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:03,766 I told you I want to see the warden. 344 00:16:03,971 --> 00:16:06,121 Come along, you go ahead. Come along. 345 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:12,490 A hot-pot in summer? What a dreadful idea! 346 00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:14,283 Well, it's up to you. 347 00:16:15,091 --> 00:16:17,924 Now look, they're organizing a party, right? 348 00:16:18,131 --> 00:16:20,929 The guards are about to go on strike. 349 00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:24,130 And I've some prisoners, especially one... 350 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,765 ...who need some very special attention. 351 00:16:26,971 --> 00:16:29,439 We got permission to film the program. 352 00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:31,722 I hope my client is protected. 353 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:34,889 I won't have him lynched by the other prisoners. 354 00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:36,649 For God's sake, man! 355 00:16:37,051 --> 00:16:38,120 The Black Widow! 356 00:16:38,691 --> 00:16:39,840 He's very popular. 357 00:16:40,051 --> 00:16:43,407 Look, killing your wife is highly thought of here. 358 00:16:43,811 --> 00:16:46,723 All I'm saying is that we do this another day. 359 00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:49,047 Impossible. It's been scheduled. 360 00:16:49,331 --> 00:16:52,209 Remember, my client wants to be paid tax-free. 361 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,764 I know how television is. 362 00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,169 And there's the percentage on publicity too. 363 00:16:57,691 --> 00:17:01,479 Don't push me, Mr. Cerrillo. I've a long list of criminals. 364 00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,283 And they're all my clients. 365 00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:05,322 Not all of them, Mr. Cerrillo. 366 00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:07,442 Listen, talking of percentages... 367 00:17:07,731 --> 00:17:08,959 ...don't I get paid? 368 00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:11,727 That is, I mean, the institution. 369 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,284 It would be logical. 370 00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:15,329 Warden, if I may. 371 00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:16,725 Well, Mu�agorri! 372 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,725 - How are you? - And you, how are you? 373 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,321 I'm sorry I can't see you just now. 374 00:17:22,531 --> 00:17:24,920 - I'm in a meeting. - Artemio Bermejo. 375 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,325 That's a real pity. 376 00:17:26,531 --> 00:17:29,091 Look, I've brought you some partridges. 377 00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,566 Thank you, but it wasn't necessary. 378 00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:33,921 But we'll talk, don't you worry. 379 00:17:34,131 --> 00:17:37,328 - Quintanilla wants you. - I'm going now. My wife. 380 00:17:37,611 --> 00:17:38,487 An honor, ma'am. 381 00:17:38,651 --> 00:17:41,688 I brought a little gift. Some partridges for you. 382 00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:44,530 I'm from the program "Who Knows What?". 383 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,767 - Any news about your wife? - Exactly. 384 00:17:46,971 --> 00:17:48,324 Don't mention my wife! 385 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:51,889 She hasn't disappeared, she isn't in de-tox. 386 00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:54,889 She's on vacation. That is all. Excuse me. 387 00:17:55,051 --> 00:17:56,609 If you need a lawyer... 388 00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:59,609 I am a lawyer! And I've nothing more to say. 389 00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:03,211 You know what? These partridges are off. 390 00:18:03,411 --> 00:18:06,403 Well then, we'll give them to the prisoners. 391 00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:08,881 Are you taking me to dinner now... 392 00:18:09,091 --> 00:18:11,924 ...or am I to be treated like a criminal again? 393 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,161 What post did you say you held? 394 00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:16,885 Me? None. I've a small business of my own. 395 00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:19,241 I'm here to see an under-secretary. 396 00:18:19,451 --> 00:18:22,170 - The State owes me money. - Join the club. 397 00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:24,521 - You're here to get paid, too? - Not at all. 398 00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:28,406 My interest is purely romantic. I'm here to help a friend. 399 00:18:28,611 --> 00:18:30,169 - Just one? - Just one. 400 00:18:30,371 --> 00:18:34,284 This wing was closed after the famous '77 riot. 401 00:18:34,851 --> 00:18:37,490 This was the visiting room for death row. 402 00:18:39,811 --> 00:18:42,006 Speaking of death, I mean... 403 00:18:42,211 --> 00:18:43,246 ...of help. 404 00:18:43,451 --> 00:18:45,567 One of your provincial branches... 405 00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:48,444 ...systematically refuses to grant me a loan. 406 00:18:48,771 --> 00:18:49,726 Maybe you could... 407 00:18:49,931 --> 00:18:51,284 You know our slogan. 408 00:18:51,611 --> 00:18:53,329 "Smile, it costs nothing." 409 00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:57,089 Be patient, the present government's new policy... 410 00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,247 ...may lower the interest rates. 411 00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:00,406 Or put them up. 412 00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:02,920 The famous Julepe was riddled here. 413 00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:04,963 How much do they owe you? 414 00:19:05,171 --> 00:19:07,401 80 million for installing toilets... 415 00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:09,647 ...in centers for the elderly. 416 00:19:09,971 --> 00:19:13,008 A load of money. And I've been waiting two years. 417 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:14,246 A peccadillo. 418 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:16,726 Have faith. The crisis is temporary. 419 00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:18,490 Any more bad news? 420 00:19:18,811 --> 00:19:20,483 Here, on this staircase... 421 00:19:20,731 --> 00:19:24,087 ...the psychologist Vicenta Llaurad� was raped repeatedly. 422 00:19:24,691 --> 00:19:25,646 Repeatedly? 423 00:19:26,171 --> 00:19:27,160 Repeatedly. 424 00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:30,649 So can you help me get the loan? 425 00:19:30,891 --> 00:19:33,246 - What are your guarantees? - State bonds. 426 00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:35,487 They're no good. The State's bankrupt. 427 00:19:35,971 --> 00:19:37,927 Well, this is really magnificent. 428 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:39,769 Just like a cathedral. 429 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,769 And light, lots of light. It certainly has that. 430 00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:44,165 You can't deny it. 431 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,245 - What? My I. D? - No, you're a special guest. 432 00:19:50,051 --> 00:19:51,006 This way. 433 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,409 - There's the party. - Gentlemen, we've arrived. 434 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:56,330 This is the gallery. 435 00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:58,803 Give the guide a tip. 436 00:19:59,051 --> 00:20:01,007 - You've caught me... - Not at all. 437 00:20:01,211 --> 00:20:02,166 Another day. 438 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,680 Leave the bag here and go through again. 439 00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:09,006 How are you? 440 00:20:11,051 --> 00:20:13,201 Empty out all metallic objects. 441 00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:16,961 - Is this really necessary? - It's for security. 442 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,361 - This is candy. - Go through again. 443 00:20:19,571 --> 00:20:22,085 This is all because a minister's coming. 444 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,849 No, it's for the cutlery. 445 00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:27,564 - I haven't got anything else! - Really, Bermejo. 446 00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:31,086 What's that? 447 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,247 Well, I had an operation... 448 00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:36,409 ...and they gave me an accessory which perhaps... 449 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,885 All right, go ahead. 450 00:20:38,091 --> 00:20:39,524 Tell me, Bermejo. 451 00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:42,611 - What's this about an accessory? - It's nothing. 452 00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:44,962 A prosthesis, you understand? 453 00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:46,809 - Does it work? - Well... 454 00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:50,128 You must tell me. I've a friend with a little problem. 455 00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:55,285 I'm a no-good anti-Castrist. 456 00:20:56,331 --> 00:20:58,526 I've come here from Miami. 457 00:20:59,651 --> 00:21:02,211 I'm a no-good anti-Castrist. 458 00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:08,559 Long live Batista's revolution. 459 00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:10,646 Yeah! 460 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,926 And there we had the representatives... 461 00:21:17,131 --> 00:21:18,644 ...of the Cuban exiles. 462 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,802 There may be hunger in Cuba but there is theater. 463 00:21:23,171 --> 00:21:25,446 And our world hungers for culture. 464 00:21:26,091 --> 00:21:28,969 We can't have thousands of actors unemployed... 465 00:21:29,171 --> 00:21:30,490 ...and not remedy it. 466 00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:32,204 - Get off! - Let him speak! 467 00:21:32,411 --> 00:21:33,560 Have some respect. 468 00:21:34,331 --> 00:21:35,844 I'm here to act as M.C. 469 00:21:36,051 --> 00:21:38,770 If you're going to be like that, I'm leaving. 470 00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:42,242 - Well, leave then! - Bring the girls on again! 471 00:21:44,611 --> 00:21:46,886 - Father Rebollo! - Is he still alive? 472 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,363 Please empty your pockets. 473 00:21:55,611 --> 00:21:58,250 It's just a penknife for cutting cheese. 474 00:21:58,771 --> 00:22:00,124 This is just in case... 475 00:22:01,371 --> 00:22:02,440 Yes, that's fine. 476 00:22:02,611 --> 00:22:04,966 This, as you know, is a crucifix and... 477 00:22:05,331 --> 00:22:08,129 - That's fine, but not the knife. - My son! 478 00:22:10,611 --> 00:22:11,566 Holy Virgin! 479 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,769 Father Rebollo! 480 00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:16,041 - You know him? - Unfortunately. 481 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,049 I got arrested installing toilets in his church. 482 00:22:19,251 --> 00:22:21,640 A Holy Joe who pretends he's a Red. 483 00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:24,001 The church's claws are in everything. 484 00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:25,485 Don't exaggerate, man! 485 00:22:25,691 --> 00:22:28,649 - When are we going to eat? - That's anybody's guess! 486 00:22:29,211 --> 00:22:31,725 They were supposed to pay me a tribute... 487 00:22:31,931 --> 00:22:34,923 ...but I haven't had a crumb. And the wine's bad. 488 00:22:35,251 --> 00:22:38,368 I was in jail in the Republic, in the war, under Franco. 489 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,727 I've spent fifty years in jails. 490 00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:44,241 I know them all, the Modelo, Carabanchel, Oca�a, El Puerto. 491 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,408 I've been on death row. 492 00:22:47,011 --> 00:22:49,764 But they're going to starve us to death here. 493 00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:53,441 If you've been through so much, you can bear a bit more. 494 00:22:53,651 --> 00:22:57,280 No! I've suffered a lot and been hungry all my life. 495 00:22:57,691 --> 00:23:00,444 - But now I want to eat! - What an appetite! 496 00:23:00,691 --> 00:23:03,285 With so few people we'll cancel the meal. 497 00:23:03,491 --> 00:23:05,527 Go to the kitchen and order sandwiches. 498 00:23:05,731 --> 00:23:09,690 - Do I put them down as extras? - Yes, the ministry won't know. 499 00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:11,847 Now, the President is in Europe. 500 00:23:12,051 --> 00:23:14,326 Look at Father Rebollo fraternizing. 501 00:23:14,531 --> 00:23:15,486 Really! 502 00:23:15,971 --> 00:23:18,087 That's what I call comradeship. 503 00:23:18,971 --> 00:23:22,520 - The minister has confirmed. - Yes, he has. 504 00:23:22,731 --> 00:23:23,959 General Directors, three. 505 00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:25,524 The union people... 506 00:23:26,131 --> 00:23:29,282 - And the anarchists? - They threatened a boycott. 507 00:23:29,651 --> 00:23:31,050 - What is it? - They won't collaborate. 508 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,409 Now they say they want to see the soccer match. 509 00:23:34,611 --> 00:23:38,320 - Bring back the anti-Castrists. - They're reactionary bitches! 510 00:23:38,531 --> 00:23:40,920 But they wiggle their asses! And who's that? 511 00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:43,930 Fuck, television! Matilde, the sandwiches. 512 00:23:46,571 --> 00:23:47,526 That's enough. 513 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,167 Silence! Silence! 514 00:23:55,491 --> 00:23:58,449 What are you doing? Get out of here, Birdy! 515 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,529 Iturralde, shut them up! 516 00:24:00,651 --> 00:24:04,405 Up with Landero, our hero! Down with women! 517 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:07,045 Well, Landero, let's see how you behave. 518 00:24:07,331 --> 00:24:08,400 I'm a gentleman. 519 00:24:08,611 --> 00:24:11,250 That's good. These people want to interview you. 520 00:24:11,531 --> 00:24:14,125 Now, we could walk over to this gallery. 521 00:24:14,331 --> 00:24:18,290 You stand here and tell us what happened to your first wife. 522 00:24:18,651 --> 00:24:20,846 Maite, give him a bit of make-up. 523 00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:22,646 Keep shooting. 524 00:24:22,851 --> 00:24:25,604 We were waiting for you. I'm Luis Quintanilla. 525 00:24:25,811 --> 00:24:27,608 - From the jail? - Good God, no. 526 00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:30,325 This is where we'll read the manifesto. 527 00:24:30,531 --> 00:24:33,409 - What manifesto? - There's some confusion here. 528 00:24:33,611 --> 00:24:35,920 These people have come to do an item... 529 00:24:36,131 --> 00:24:38,326 ...on the Black Widow of Burjasot. 530 00:24:38,531 --> 00:24:40,487 Do you only report on crimes now? 531 00:24:40,691 --> 00:24:42,761 Where are all the news teams? 532 00:24:43,331 --> 00:24:44,320 At a summit. 533 00:24:44,531 --> 00:24:46,761 Out of the country? Fucking summits... 534 00:24:46,971 --> 00:24:49,565 I specialize in writs against television. 535 00:24:49,891 --> 00:24:51,529 Silence, we're recording! 536 00:24:51,851 --> 00:24:54,490 Over here, Mr. Landero. Cesar, the mike. 537 00:24:55,851 --> 00:24:58,160 Now, tell us how you found your wife... 538 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,407 ...with an axe in her head. 539 00:25:00,811 --> 00:25:01,721 To the camera. 540 00:25:02,331 --> 00:25:06,006 It was a surprise for me. I didn't expect it of her. 541 00:25:06,451 --> 00:25:08,646 Was the axe inside the house or outside? 542 00:25:08,851 --> 00:25:10,170 In its proper place. 543 00:25:10,371 --> 00:25:11,804 Excuse me a moment. 544 00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:15,005 Hasn't your wife disappeared in Somalia? 545 00:25:15,211 --> 00:25:18,999 No, she has not. And I said I didn't want to discuss this! 546 00:25:19,211 --> 00:25:22,169 - Come now, Mr. Mu�agorri! - Don't be such a pest! 547 00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:25,843 This is almost ready. 548 00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:31,246 Voil�! 549 00:25:31,491 --> 00:25:33,368 The chef's master stroke. 550 00:25:33,731 --> 00:25:35,926 Hey, boss, why don't we gob into it? 551 00:25:36,131 --> 00:25:37,405 Don't be disgusting! 552 00:25:37,611 --> 00:25:41,081 Christ! You'll never learn. This is to reduce the grease. 553 00:25:41,811 --> 00:25:43,130 All in its own time. 554 00:25:43,371 --> 00:25:45,407 Matilde, what's going on? 555 00:25:45,771 --> 00:25:49,400 I haven't seen hide nor hair of the under-secretary. 556 00:25:49,611 --> 00:25:52,125 Give me a break. I've to do everything. 557 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,403 L�aki, how's the hot-pot? 558 00:25:54,611 --> 00:25:57,171 - Almost ready. Want to try it? - All right. 559 00:25:57,771 --> 00:25:59,727 Taste that. It's exquisite. 560 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:04,169 Delicious! Too bad the minister won't appreciate it. 561 00:26:04,371 --> 00:26:06,680 - Isn't he coming? - Not until tomorrow. 562 00:26:06,891 --> 00:26:09,246 We thought we'd just have sandwiches. 563 00:26:09,451 --> 00:26:11,009 Fuck, what is all this? 564 00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:13,361 Look, I'm not just anybody. 565 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:16,643 I've received international awards in Bordeaux. 566 00:26:16,851 --> 00:26:17,806 Fucking hell! 567 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,605 - Do you want an amnesty or not? - Well, yes. 568 00:26:20,811 --> 00:26:23,450 If you want to get back to your restaurant... 569 00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:26,006 ...skip the hot-pot and make sandwiches. 570 00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:29,768 No, he's not going to appear. I know that. 571 00:26:30,011 --> 00:26:33,162 And I'm here behind bars like a cheap crook. 572 00:26:33,371 --> 00:26:36,408 - Don't be so negative. - He's really coming tomorrow? 573 00:26:36,611 --> 00:26:37,964 He is, Bermejo. He is, he is. 574 00:26:38,371 --> 00:26:39,884 By the way, come in here. 575 00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:42,008 - Come along. - Yes, ma'am. 576 00:26:42,211 --> 00:26:45,601 Mariano told me about the commission in his letter. 577 00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:47,085 - Commission? - Yes. 578 00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:49,680 You can sort that out between yourselves. 579 00:26:49,891 --> 00:26:53,566 Not if you want me to fix things with the under-secretary. 580 00:26:53,771 --> 00:26:56,888 Really! Everyone wants something out of this. 581 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:00,519 - Are you "Bermejo Sanitation"? - I am. 582 00:27:00,731 --> 00:27:04,121 The warden's expecting you when the match begins. 583 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,049 - Thank you. - Don't mention it. 584 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:09,122 - The commission. - Not a cent. 585 00:27:11,211 --> 00:27:13,850 - That's it. - But we're watching the match. 586 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,770 Is it my fault we have only one television? 587 00:27:17,491 --> 00:27:19,209 Excuse my wife, Mu�agorri. 588 00:27:19,611 --> 00:27:22,842 Living in the prison has affected her a little. 589 00:27:23,091 --> 00:27:26,288 Don't worry. We can always talk somewhere else. 590 00:27:26,851 --> 00:27:28,170 They've won the car. 591 00:27:28,611 --> 00:27:31,762 Not like others, who don't even have an official car. 592 00:27:33,491 --> 00:27:35,686 Vanessa's the best thing here. 593 00:27:36,011 --> 00:27:37,569 She's discreet, clean... 594 00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:39,329 ...and she's free, too. 595 00:27:39,531 --> 00:27:42,125 She was a drug pusher, but she's reformed. 596 00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,885 The gentleman isn't interested in that. 597 00:27:45,091 --> 00:27:46,046 He might be. 598 00:27:46,491 --> 00:27:48,049 What about the donation? 599 00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:50,560 Will we have enough for our vacation? 600 00:27:51,411 --> 00:27:53,003 Yes, come in. 601 00:27:54,611 --> 00:27:57,364 - Good afternoon. - Bermejo, glad to see you. 602 00:27:57,571 --> 00:28:01,120 The warden's wife wanted to have a word with you. 603 00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:04,243 - Are you in sanitation? - Artemio Bermejo, ma'am. 604 00:28:04,691 --> 00:28:06,010 I've met you already. 605 00:28:06,531 --> 00:28:09,284 Come with me. I want to show you something. 606 00:28:09,491 --> 00:28:11,925 But didn't you call me to see the match? 607 00:28:12,131 --> 00:28:14,565 You're not missing anything. It's lousy. Go on. 608 00:28:15,931 --> 00:28:17,603 Come on, sit down, warden. 609 00:28:18,051 --> 00:28:20,201 - No spunk. - They're worthless. 610 00:28:20,411 --> 00:28:23,608 The spirit of sacrifice! All they care about is money. 611 00:28:23,811 --> 00:28:25,847 They're just money grabbers. 612 00:28:26,091 --> 00:28:29,049 Since we came to this jail, we've had problems. 613 00:28:29,251 --> 00:28:31,560 And the bathroom! Look how it smells. 614 00:28:31,771 --> 00:28:33,602 I see. I mean, I smell. 615 00:28:33,811 --> 00:28:36,962 We get all the prisoners' shit. And they really crap. 616 00:28:37,891 --> 00:28:40,451 - The food would do that. - That isn't all. 617 00:28:40,891 --> 00:28:42,006 Listen to this. 618 00:28:42,211 --> 00:28:45,089 Warden, faggot, we'll cut your balls off. 619 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:46,485 We're going to... 620 00:28:47,651 --> 00:28:48,800 I'm drowning! 621 00:28:49,651 --> 00:28:50,606 Good gracious! 622 00:28:51,651 --> 00:28:53,209 It's like that all day. 623 00:28:53,451 --> 00:28:55,726 Really, it's awful when you sit there... 624 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:59,010 ...to do it, and they talk to your rear. 625 00:28:59,211 --> 00:29:00,280 Yes, it resounds. 626 00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:02,841 The pipes must be interconnected. 627 00:29:03,051 --> 00:29:05,440 Yes, it happens here and in the bidet. 628 00:29:06,051 --> 00:29:08,519 Even caustic soda doesn't work on them. 629 00:29:08,731 --> 00:29:11,040 I don't know if that's the answer. 630 00:29:12,171 --> 00:29:13,126 The soccer game. 631 00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:15,767 What do you think of my offer? 632 00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:18,883 Look, Mu�agorri, it's really impossible. 633 00:29:19,251 --> 00:29:21,128 I'm the warden of this jail. 634 00:29:21,371 --> 00:29:23,202 I've got responsibilities. 635 00:29:23,451 --> 00:29:25,567 - And I've got prestige. - Ninety. 636 00:29:26,491 --> 00:29:27,446 Ninety? 637 00:29:28,131 --> 00:29:31,919 Look, they brought that man here and put him in my care. 638 00:29:32,131 --> 00:29:34,565 And we're taking very good care of him. 639 00:29:34,771 --> 00:29:36,807 He's being treated like a king. 640 00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,607 Look, you know perfectly well... 641 00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:42,405 ...how influential Mr. Tornicelli is. 642 00:29:42,651 --> 00:29:45,165 He was arrested in our country by chance. 643 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:48,085 There's pressure from embassies... 644 00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:49,485 ...Stock Exchanges. 645 00:29:49,691 --> 00:29:51,647 Even the Vatican's involved. 646 00:29:51,851 --> 00:29:54,411 - The Holy Mother Church! - You said it. 647 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:59,005 Warden, even the group of seven can't come to an agreement. 648 00:29:59,211 --> 00:30:00,963 Some want him extradited. 649 00:30:01,211 --> 00:30:02,166 Others want... 650 00:30:02,571 --> 00:30:03,799 ...to have him tried. 651 00:30:04,131 --> 00:30:08,010 Yes, and the majority want him liquidated. Kaput! 652 00:30:08,651 --> 00:30:11,563 Our government wants nothing to do with it. 653 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:15,360 Escape is the only solution. You'd have no more trouble. 654 00:30:15,571 --> 00:30:18,244 - I can go to one hundred. - Up front, of course. 655 00:30:18,451 --> 00:30:20,567 Absolutely. We never charge any taxes. 656 00:30:20,771 --> 00:30:24,366 Another thing. You'll pay the cost of the strike. 657 00:30:24,571 --> 00:30:27,961 No, no. It's up to you to bribe the union leader. 658 00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:30,446 We're more worried about the prisoners. 659 00:30:30,651 --> 00:30:34,280 Mu�agorri, I can't promise anything about the prisoners. 660 00:30:34,491 --> 00:30:37,449 It depends on their mood when they get up... 661 00:30:37,651 --> 00:30:41,280 ...on how they goddam feel. Maybe if we change the menu... 662 00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:44,449 - But they're unpredictable. - That's your problem. 663 00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:47,279 Our limit is the set price. 664 00:30:48,011 --> 00:30:49,808 I'd rather not use this file. 665 00:30:50,011 --> 00:30:52,809 There's proof of your affair with the maid... 666 00:30:53,011 --> 00:30:54,569 ...or houseboy, whatever. 667 00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:56,682 But where did you get all this? 668 00:30:57,051 --> 00:30:59,690 I was given that here, in the prison. 669 00:31:00,411 --> 00:31:03,130 There are people who know everything, warden. 670 00:31:03,331 --> 00:31:07,165 - Now, about Tornicelli... - All right. It's a deal. 671 00:31:07,531 --> 00:31:09,886 Look, I admit that I'm in love. 672 00:31:11,651 --> 00:31:14,609 All I want to do is escape from the prison... 673 00:31:14,811 --> 00:31:17,006 ...and get far away from my wife... 674 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:18,803 ...once and for all. 675 00:31:19,131 --> 00:31:22,680 How the hell can I go anywhere with a monster like that? 676 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:26,487 When I think about it, yours is worse than mine. 677 00:31:26,971 --> 00:31:28,962 On the other hand, Vanessa... 678 00:31:29,651 --> 00:31:31,084 She is something else. 679 00:31:31,811 --> 00:31:34,848 She's such a gentle creature, so delicate. 680 00:31:35,051 --> 00:31:36,325 She's like a geisha. 681 00:31:36,651 --> 00:31:38,528 Once she has the operation! 682 00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:41,771 You rogue! Don't talk to me about women! 683 00:31:41,971 --> 00:31:44,166 I know it all. We're professionals! 684 00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:45,690 Efficient and serious. 685 00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:47,883 - Goal! - Was it a goal? 686 00:31:48,091 --> 00:31:50,525 I told you so. There had to be one. 687 00:31:51,051 --> 00:31:54,123 I smelled that goal from the toilet. 688 00:31:56,491 --> 00:31:59,210 If you think a banquet is a hunk of bread... 689 00:31:59,411 --> 00:32:02,084 Austerity, father. This is a re-encounter. 690 00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:05,601 A vigil for fraternity and solidarity, you know. 691 00:32:05,811 --> 00:32:07,722 Matilde, more sandwiches here. 692 00:32:07,931 --> 00:32:10,889 - Good, aren't they? - You could put in more meat. 693 00:32:11,251 --> 00:32:13,367 It's worse than the Teruel front. 694 00:32:13,651 --> 00:32:16,006 I bet that fascist got a bigger ration. 695 00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:19,402 - All I got was two sardines. - Why are you here anyway? 696 00:32:19,611 --> 00:32:22,045 Four years in Alicante for political activity. 697 00:32:22,251 --> 00:32:25,687 - That's like a summer camp. - And five more in Russia. 698 00:32:25,891 --> 00:32:27,688 It's cold there, all right. 699 00:32:27,891 --> 00:32:29,040 And ten in Brazil. 700 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:31,606 Do they jail falangists there? 701 00:32:32,371 --> 00:32:35,169 No, it was a crime of passion. Women... 702 00:32:35,811 --> 00:32:37,324 Those are bullet marks. 703 00:32:37,611 --> 00:32:39,567 You're too young to remember... 704 00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:42,849 ...but here they shot people who fought tyranny. 705 00:32:43,051 --> 00:32:45,440 No, that's where the clothes line was! 706 00:32:45,651 --> 00:32:48,961 Of course they shot them, but not in the gallery, idiot. 707 00:32:49,371 --> 00:32:52,807 Post the letters of protest against foreign films for me. 708 00:32:53,811 --> 00:32:55,927 - What the hell are you up to? - Nothing! 709 00:32:56,131 --> 00:32:59,123 Quintanilla! Am I reading the manifesto or not? 710 00:32:59,371 --> 00:33:01,009 I'm fed up with all this! 711 00:33:01,211 --> 00:33:03,167 No, I'm reading it tomorrow. 712 00:33:03,371 --> 00:33:06,329 You tell the jokes. You're an actor, aren't you? 713 00:33:07,891 --> 00:33:09,563 Sign the manifesto, please. 714 00:33:09,771 --> 00:33:12,205 More signatures? I want to have dinner. 715 00:33:12,971 --> 00:33:14,882 And these young Cuban ladies? 716 00:33:15,531 --> 00:33:17,169 What's their revolution? 717 00:33:17,731 --> 00:33:21,121 Revolution? None! They told me they were nuns. 718 00:33:21,371 --> 00:33:23,089 Nuns? Some fucking nuns! 719 00:33:23,531 --> 00:33:25,965 I hear Fuente, the financial adviser... 720 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,604 ...is imprisoned here. 721 00:33:27,811 --> 00:33:29,767 Yes, he's an important prisoner. 722 00:33:30,171 --> 00:33:33,083 Don't worry, he's got every possible privilege. 723 00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:36,010 To be honest, I'd rather not run into him. 724 00:33:36,211 --> 00:33:38,850 Could you put him in solitary confinement? 725 00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:42,600 Really, Mu�agorri! How can you ask me to do that? 726 00:33:42,811 --> 00:33:45,609 It's impossible! I've got my ethics, you know. 727 00:33:45,811 --> 00:33:47,802 Your ethics are Vanessa. 728 00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:51,125 - Is this boloni all right? - Top quality. 729 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:54,528 I know you deserve better but with all these people... 730 00:33:54,731 --> 00:33:58,326 Of course, afterwards, we'll have a few other things. 731 00:33:58,531 --> 00:34:00,522 - We'll be ready. - That's the way. 732 00:34:02,811 --> 00:34:04,881 And what's in here? A spanner? 733 00:34:05,371 --> 00:34:08,249 - Or are you glad to see me? - No, an operation... 734 00:34:08,451 --> 00:34:09,406 I'm convalescing. 735 00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:12,609 The thing is, I have to see the under-secretary. 736 00:34:19,571 --> 00:34:20,526 Gentlemen... 737 00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:22,125 ...that's the curfew. 738 00:34:22,651 --> 00:34:23,606 Stand up, please. 739 00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:25,610 Please get in line... 740 00:34:25,811 --> 00:34:28,962 ...in accordance with the numbers you've been given. 741 00:34:29,451 --> 00:34:31,726 Can we go now? I'll be back tomorrow. 742 00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:33,125 Just get in line. 743 00:34:34,611 --> 00:34:35,566 That's it. 744 00:34:36,331 --> 00:34:37,559 Look, it's Birdy! 745 00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:40,809 I'll show you the cells. 746 00:34:41,011 --> 00:34:44,003 I suppose this atmosphere brings back memories. 747 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:45,240 Certainly does. 748 00:34:45,531 --> 00:34:46,646 None of them good. 749 00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:48,929 There were good times too. 750 00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:52,123 Yes, I went on a diet and lost fifteen pounds. 751 00:34:52,331 --> 00:34:55,289 - Have you ever been in jail? - I did seven weeks. 752 00:34:55,491 --> 00:34:58,130 For participating in a Socialist meeting. 753 00:34:58,451 --> 00:35:01,409 - This way. You're in 13. - I knew it. It's fate. 754 00:35:01,731 --> 00:35:04,120 Well, it's not like twenty years ago! 755 00:35:04,331 --> 00:35:06,686 They really have fixed up the jails. 756 00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:08,886 The toilet? 757 00:35:09,091 --> 00:35:12,640 It's over here. Brand new, disinfected, clean curtains. 758 00:35:12,851 --> 00:35:15,285 It's by the opposition. A piece of shit. 759 00:35:15,491 --> 00:35:18,130 The fumigator doesn't work. And it's blocked. 760 00:35:18,331 --> 00:35:20,720 - It's fine like this. - I'll fix it now. 761 00:35:20,931 --> 00:35:22,284 I hope you enjoy it. 762 00:35:22,491 --> 00:35:24,721 If you're thirsty, the water's there. 763 00:35:24,931 --> 00:35:27,889 Pyjamas, donated by the nurses' pawnshop... 764 00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:29,285 ...and toilet bags. 765 00:35:29,491 --> 00:35:32,449 - Can we have breakfast in bed? - Please, Mu�agorri. 766 00:35:32,651 --> 00:35:34,881 If you need anything, call the guard. 767 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,161 Or call me at this number, all right? 768 00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:39,043 Good night, and good-bye. 769 00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,486 What? No, no, absolutely not. 770 00:35:41,971 --> 00:35:44,610 I agreed to take part in this pantomime... 771 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:47,769 ...but I'm not sleeping here! I'm going to an hotel. 772 00:35:48,451 --> 00:35:49,804 - Bermejo! - I'm leaving! 773 00:35:50,051 --> 00:35:52,485 It's impossible. The gates are locked. 774 00:35:52,691 --> 00:35:54,761 Security measures. Try to understand. 775 00:35:54,971 --> 00:35:55,960 This is a trap! 776 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:59,601 Get me a pass, a safe-conduct, anything, but I'm leaving! 777 00:35:59,811 --> 00:36:01,244 I've got no authority. 778 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:04,887 You're meant to re-experience spending a night in a cell. 779 00:36:05,091 --> 00:36:07,605 - It's in the program. - As if I read that! 780 00:36:07,971 --> 00:36:10,405 - I'm not sleeping with them. - Please! 781 00:36:10,851 --> 00:36:12,842 Because of that goddam priest... 782 00:36:13,051 --> 00:36:14,928 ...I had to go to jail. 783 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:18,282 That actor is a bore, and he's a faggot too! 784 00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:21,690 The other, with the political conscience... 785 00:36:21,891 --> 00:36:24,769 ...is a fucking banker who won't give me a loan. 786 00:36:24,971 --> 00:36:28,168 If I have to sleep here, it'll be in another cell. 787 00:36:28,371 --> 00:36:29,850 Would you shut up, idiot! 788 00:36:30,051 --> 00:36:32,087 I'd like an individual room too. 789 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:35,442 It's impossible. The rooms have all been assigned. 790 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:38,529 Let's follow the fucking program for once! 791 00:36:38,971 --> 00:36:42,520 We're here in solidarity with those deprived of freedom. 792 00:36:42,731 --> 00:36:45,564 We could do that just as well on the outside! 793 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,727 It's not the same, Mr. Bermejo. 794 00:36:47,931 --> 00:36:49,250 Listen! Listen! 795 00:36:52,891 --> 00:36:54,847 He wanted to eat the sandwich! 796 00:36:55,451 --> 00:36:57,248 The bastard has locked us in! 797 00:36:57,531 --> 00:36:59,681 Quintanilla! I want out! Come back! 798 00:36:59,891 --> 00:37:01,529 Don't get so worked up. 799 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,246 We could have a psycho-drama session. 800 00:37:05,611 --> 00:37:08,364 Did you see "The Kiss of the Spider Woman"? 801 00:37:08,571 --> 00:37:10,402 - It's about... - I refuse! 802 00:37:10,611 --> 00:37:12,567 It's bad enough being locked in... 803 00:37:12,771 --> 00:37:15,331 ...without a fairy telling me about films. 804 00:37:15,531 --> 00:37:18,409 Lay off. I don't interfere in your sex life... 805 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:21,648 ...if you still have one, which I doubt. 806 00:37:21,851 --> 00:37:25,605 Will you please stop fighting. Aren't we here for a reason? 807 00:37:26,491 --> 00:37:27,560 Excuse me. 808 00:37:27,891 --> 00:37:30,485 Father, are you going to stink us out? 809 00:37:30,691 --> 00:37:32,010 What can I do, my son? 810 00:37:32,891 --> 00:37:36,440 It was a call of nature. It must have been the boloni. 811 00:37:36,651 --> 00:37:38,050 And I've got no medicine. 812 00:37:39,251 --> 00:37:42,846 - Has anyone got a diuretic? - Yes, Bermejo. Take this. 813 00:37:43,091 --> 00:37:45,651 And now maybe you'll stop groaning. 814 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:48,640 Here, I've got some spare laxatives. 815 00:37:48,851 --> 00:37:50,807 - Lf I may. - They're miraculous. 816 00:37:51,691 --> 00:37:53,647 I have some anti-depressants... 817 00:37:53,851 --> 00:37:55,807 ...which are great in these cases. 818 00:37:56,211 --> 00:37:57,280 Wait, wait, wait. 819 00:37:57,891 --> 00:38:00,325 Bless these pills we are about to take... 820 00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:03,364 ...and help the oppressed gain justice... 821 00:38:03,571 --> 00:38:05,641 ...and punish their oppressors... 822 00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:08,729 Father, how can you preach at a time like this? 823 00:38:08,931 --> 00:38:10,808 You're just a renegade. 824 00:38:11,211 --> 00:38:14,647 In the weakness of skeptics lies the seed of fascism. 825 00:38:14,851 --> 00:38:16,204 I don't give a damn! 826 00:38:16,491 --> 00:38:20,370 Will you please stop arguing. I'd like to get some sleep. 827 00:38:20,571 --> 00:38:21,640 Mr. Mu�agorri... 828 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,763 May I use your telephone? 829 00:38:24,411 --> 00:38:26,686 - A long-distance call? - No, it's local. 830 00:38:26,891 --> 00:38:29,769 - Yes, but don't take long. - I won't. Thank you. 831 00:38:29,971 --> 00:38:30,926 Thank you. 832 00:38:32,131 --> 00:38:33,689 Mu�agorri, or whatsit... 833 00:38:35,011 --> 00:38:36,046 Look, lights out. 834 00:38:36,251 --> 00:38:38,446 And now there's no light! Goddammit! 835 00:38:41,091 --> 00:38:44,447 I'd really like to put on "The Kiss of the Spider Woman". 836 00:38:45,131 --> 00:38:46,610 - The El Cid Tavern? - Yes. 837 00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:49,644 - Mrs. Bermejo, please. - Justonemoment. 838 00:38:49,851 --> 00:38:50,806 Yes, I'll hold. 839 00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:52,646 You're a fascist! 840 00:38:52,851 --> 00:38:53,806 Leave me alone! 841 00:38:54,891 --> 00:38:56,404 Hello? Who is that? 842 00:38:57,451 --> 00:38:58,406 Ludo? 843 00:38:58,971 --> 00:39:01,166 Christ, it's the Bosnian! 844 00:39:01,531 --> 00:39:03,647 My wife! I want to speak to my wife! 845 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,848 Lumpen of the intelligentsia. 846 00:39:07,091 --> 00:39:09,366 - Whoisit? - Mariano, it's me, Artemio. 847 00:39:09,691 --> 00:39:11,010 Are you having a ball? 848 00:39:11,691 --> 00:39:12,965 Am I having a ball? 849 00:39:13,171 --> 00:39:15,731 Am I having a ball? 850 00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:17,730 Wait till I get you! 851 00:39:17,931 --> 00:39:20,843 - Andtheunder-secretary? - Fuck the under-secretary! 852 00:39:21,211 --> 00:39:23,930 They've locked me in. I have to sleep here. 853 00:39:24,131 --> 00:39:26,167 I must go. The suckling pig is ready. 854 00:39:27,371 --> 00:39:28,440 I'll kill him. 855 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:33,126 Mr. Mu�agorri, could I have Mr. Quintanilla's number? 856 00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:35,925 Jesus, Bermejo, you're a real pain! 857 00:39:36,131 --> 00:39:38,964 - Here's Quintanilla's number. - Thank you. 858 00:39:39,171 --> 00:39:40,126 Thank you. 859 00:39:49,571 --> 00:39:51,004 - Mr. Quintanilla! - Yes? 860 00:39:51,211 --> 00:39:53,042 - This is Bermejo. - Bermejowho? 861 00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:54,684 Of Bermejo Sanitation. 862 00:39:55,451 --> 00:39:58,170 Mr. Quintanilla, I must get out of here! 863 00:39:58,851 --> 00:40:00,489 Bermejo, please, calm down. 864 00:40:01,451 --> 00:40:03,089 Just relax. Meditate. 865 00:40:03,731 --> 00:40:07,610 Think that we're in communion with those who are suffering. 866 00:40:07,851 --> 00:40:09,921 And please don't call this number. 867 00:40:10,211 --> 00:40:13,169 Yes, I know I gave it to you, but just for emergencies. 868 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,561 That's right. Yes, indeed. Good-bye. 869 00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:18,769 - What's with the toilet king? - Claustrophobia. 870 00:40:18,971 --> 00:40:21,405 - How are things? - We saved on dinner... 871 00:40:21,611 --> 00:40:23,363 ...so we've made, at a pinch... 872 00:40:23,571 --> 00:40:26,722 I'll give you a pinch once we lock our cell door. 873 00:40:26,931 --> 00:40:29,320 Jail does wonders for you, Quintanilla! 874 00:40:29,531 --> 00:40:32,489 It's the hot-pot that... By the way, where is it? 875 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:36,081 Here it is. Thank you. Do we eat it with our fingers? 876 00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:38,043 Jaramillo, get the cutlery. 877 00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:40,321 - Here you are. - Wonderful. 878 00:40:40,531 --> 00:40:43,364 - Lf I may, Mr. Quintanilla. - Come in, Jaramillo. 879 00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:46,449 I'd give the priest some, but the boloni was deadly. 880 00:40:47,051 --> 00:40:48,769 Is the cutlery in the safe? 881 00:40:48,971 --> 00:40:52,122 - Yes, in the strongbox. - That's good. 882 00:40:52,331 --> 00:40:54,083 Going to knife the guard? 883 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:56,759 Why would I get myself in a bigger mess? 884 00:40:56,971 --> 00:40:59,849 It's to cut up a pig we have in the kitchen. 885 00:41:00,051 --> 00:41:03,009 - Good. Have this for the road. - Thanks a lot. 886 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:06,203 If I get one of those knives, the simpleton with the... 887 00:41:06,411 --> 00:41:09,801 - You liked him, didn't you? - I'm obsessed, Quintanilla. 888 00:41:11,491 --> 00:41:13,641 The broth is really substantial. 889 00:41:14,891 --> 00:41:17,769 I'm going to kill that swindler Mariano. 890 00:41:18,211 --> 00:41:19,166 I'll kill him! 891 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:21,166 Listen! 892 00:41:21,451 --> 00:41:22,520 Would you lie still? 893 00:41:23,331 --> 00:41:25,322 - What are you doing? - Never mind. 894 00:41:26,611 --> 00:41:28,647 Are you jerking off at your age? 895 00:41:28,851 --> 00:41:29,920 This is too much! 896 00:41:30,131 --> 00:41:33,407 I'm tense. If I don't do this, I won't get to sleep. 897 00:41:33,611 --> 00:41:35,090 I'm not taking any more! 898 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:37,805 Will you shut up and let me get to sleep! 899 00:41:38,011 --> 00:41:39,729 Who can sleep here? 900 00:41:40,171 --> 00:41:42,605 Who got me into all this mess? 901 00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:52,089 The hell with everyone! I'm getting out of here. 902 00:41:52,491 --> 00:41:56,803 My father told me long ago. "Job done, job paid". 903 00:41:57,731 --> 00:41:58,686 Guard! 904 00:41:59,411 --> 00:42:00,560 Is anyone there? 905 00:42:01,451 --> 00:42:02,406 Shit! 906 00:42:05,091 --> 00:42:08,527 What are you doing here? How did you get out? 907 00:42:08,731 --> 00:42:11,723 My friend Rogelio can open any lock ever made. 908 00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:14,445 - It was easy. - Do you want to leave too? 909 00:42:14,651 --> 00:42:17,927 No, I'm going to see the girls. We've got a date with them. 910 00:42:18,131 --> 00:42:21,203 The girls are sleeping here? Sodom and Gomorrah! 911 00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:23,128 They're in that cell. 912 00:42:23,331 --> 00:42:26,129 Did you see their asses? They're asking for it. 913 00:42:26,331 --> 00:42:28,526 At your age, how can you think of sex? 914 00:42:28,731 --> 00:42:32,201 In jail that's all you can think about, right, Rogelio? 915 00:42:32,411 --> 00:42:34,879 I'll say. The cage gives you a hard-on. 916 00:42:35,091 --> 00:42:36,683 I've just seen that. 917 00:42:38,171 --> 00:42:40,605 - What is it? - Fuck! I can't see a thing. 918 00:42:41,171 --> 00:42:43,127 Do you know where you're going? 919 00:42:43,411 --> 00:42:44,366 Of course I do. 920 00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,966 - Good night. - Why are you here? 921 00:42:47,251 --> 00:42:50,209 We're going to invite the ladies to dinner. 922 00:42:50,411 --> 00:42:53,528 I consider it a Spaniard's duty to screw the colonies. 923 00:42:53,731 --> 00:42:55,528 There's enough for everyone. 924 00:42:55,771 --> 00:42:58,604 Gladys! Gladys! It's Modesto. Open the door. 925 00:43:00,171 --> 00:43:03,322 Fuck it! They've gone tight-assed on us. 926 00:43:03,771 --> 00:43:06,160 - I'm going to see. - No, don't bother. 927 00:43:06,531 --> 00:43:07,759 He's doing his best. 928 00:43:07,971 --> 00:43:11,281 But they like screwing. They're from the tropics. 929 00:43:11,531 --> 00:43:12,725 I'll soon fix this. 930 00:43:12,931 --> 00:43:15,126 Just a minute. We're gentlemen. 931 00:43:15,331 --> 00:43:17,845 Listen, I saved three nuns in '36. 932 00:43:18,051 --> 00:43:20,690 Can't you tell me how to get out of here? 933 00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:23,724 It's very difficult now. The doors are locked. 934 00:43:23,931 --> 00:43:25,444 Even Birdy doesn't try. 935 00:43:25,651 --> 00:43:27,289 Stay, you'll score tonight. 936 00:43:27,491 --> 00:43:30,051 That's it. He's got it open. 937 00:43:32,891 --> 00:43:35,530 There's no one here. The birds have flown. 938 00:43:35,731 --> 00:43:38,006 - Now where will we go? - For a cigarette. 939 00:43:38,211 --> 00:43:41,965 And to visit that bottle I keep on my private roof. 940 00:43:42,171 --> 00:43:45,163 Know what? I'm staying here to look for them. 941 00:43:45,371 --> 00:43:47,646 Listen, can't I leave by this roof? 942 00:43:47,851 --> 00:43:51,685 - Sure, with a good rope. - No, that would be an escape. 943 00:43:53,771 --> 00:43:55,045 You're real unlucky. 944 00:43:55,251 --> 00:43:57,446 Mu�agorri! What are you doing here? 945 00:43:57,651 --> 00:44:01,405 Nothing. Relaxing a little, fighting insomnia, like you. 946 00:44:01,691 --> 00:44:03,647 Good night. Good-bye, Bermejo. 947 00:44:03,851 --> 00:44:05,807 Good night. Where are we going? 948 00:44:07,691 --> 00:44:09,841 Yes, everything is under control. 949 00:44:10,491 --> 00:44:12,880 Well, everything except the prisoners. 950 00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:15,887 But I'm worried about Damborenea. 951 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:17,720 Yes, the minister. 952 00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:20,889 He's coming tomorrow, but with the CIA guys. 953 00:44:21,731 --> 00:44:23,483 I must go. Keep in touch. 954 00:44:23,731 --> 00:44:25,164 Come along, gentlemen. 955 00:44:25,571 --> 00:44:28,529 This is my box for the concerts. 956 00:44:28,811 --> 00:44:31,200 Really, I prefer variety but still... 957 00:44:31,411 --> 00:44:32,639 Who's in that cell? 958 00:44:32,851 --> 00:44:35,888 A rich man who's wanted by everyone. 959 00:44:36,251 --> 00:44:37,684 Make yourself at home. 960 00:44:39,411 --> 00:44:41,766 I always say there's nothing nicer... 961 00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:44,769 ...than a midnight smoke on a prison roof. 962 00:44:44,971 --> 00:44:48,680 If you had such a bad time why did you come back here? 963 00:44:48,971 --> 00:44:52,759 When you think about it, my only home has been in jail. 964 00:44:53,131 --> 00:44:55,247 And you get used to everything... 965 00:44:55,451 --> 00:44:57,362 ...except the fucking hunger. 966 00:44:57,571 --> 00:45:00,927 But the food's very good now, and we've everything we need. 967 00:45:01,251 --> 00:45:03,207 Soccer, artistes, bullfights... 968 00:45:03,411 --> 00:45:06,403 We don't have to pay a cent. And it's tax-free! 969 00:45:06,691 --> 00:45:08,647 I've even got a girl friend... 970 00:45:08,851 --> 00:45:10,921 ...in that flat with the flowerpots. 971 00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:12,769 - But she's on vacation now. - You see? 972 00:45:14,691 --> 00:45:18,127 Years ago, he and I would have been shooting each other... 973 00:45:18,531 --> 00:45:21,250 ...and now here we are, sharing a bottle. 974 00:45:21,451 --> 00:45:24,363 - And fuck the mulattoes! - And co-religionists. 975 00:45:24,571 --> 00:45:26,527 I don't believe in anything now. 976 00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:29,245 But under-secretaries still cheat on me. 977 00:45:29,451 --> 00:45:31,965 They cheat on all of us. But so what! 978 00:45:32,611 --> 00:45:34,090 Let's keep singing. 979 00:45:34,771 --> 00:45:37,763 "Arise, ye starvelings from your slumbers" 980 00:45:37,971 --> 00:45:39,768 - Clench your fist! - My arthritis! 981 00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:41,962 "...marching with the fascist troops." 982 00:45:42,811 --> 00:45:45,883 Times change at a terrible rate. 983 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:48,047 A terrible rate. 984 00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:51,442 I looked on the walls of my homeland! 985 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,759 - And I showed them my ass! - And so did I! 986 00:45:54,971 --> 00:45:55,960 And I! 987 00:45:57,131 --> 00:45:58,803 I'll show mine in my cell. 988 00:45:59,091 --> 00:46:00,570 With your permission. 989 00:46:00,731 --> 00:46:02,449 What I'm going through! 990 00:46:03,131 --> 00:46:04,769 What I'm going through... 991 00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:07,565 ...because of that damn Mariano! 992 00:46:08,011 --> 00:46:08,966 Idiot! 993 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:10,446 What's that? 994 00:46:17,891 --> 00:46:18,846 Bermejo! 995 00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:21,167 You again? You're really stubborn. 996 00:46:21,371 --> 00:46:23,441 You can't go, especially not now. 997 00:46:23,651 --> 00:46:25,881 We must stick together in misfortune. 998 00:46:26,091 --> 00:46:29,447 For that's what this is. But you must be discreet. 999 00:46:29,731 --> 00:46:30,800 Go on in. 1000 00:46:31,131 --> 00:46:32,086 Look. 1001 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:32,843 Look. 1002 00:46:34,131 --> 00:46:35,723 The priest is dead. 1003 00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:38,247 I tidied him up like you said. 1004 00:46:38,451 --> 00:46:39,679 I didn't do anything! 1005 00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:42,087 He just farted and then he died. 1006 00:46:42,291 --> 00:46:45,442 - What is this, a party? - Father Rebollo has departed. 1007 00:46:45,651 --> 00:46:46,606 What was that? 1008 00:46:47,451 --> 00:46:49,407 - Suddenly? - He kicked the bucket. 1009 00:46:49,811 --> 00:46:50,800 Natural causes? 1010 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:52,888 From a fart. Or so he says. 1011 00:46:53,091 --> 00:46:54,126 A saint. 1012 00:46:54,331 --> 00:46:57,289 Tomorrow we'll pay him the homage he deserves. 1013 00:46:57,531 --> 00:46:59,442 In the meantime, be discreet. 1014 00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:00,925 Extremely discreet. 1015 00:47:01,491 --> 00:47:04,005 Do we have to sleep with the corpse? 1016 00:47:06,811 --> 00:47:10,440 We'll carry on with the program. Please just concentrate on... 1017 00:47:11,051 --> 00:47:12,325 Where are you going? 1018 00:47:12,611 --> 00:47:15,648 Where are you going? Christ, that's all I needed. 1019 00:47:16,211 --> 00:47:17,769 Not here. Not here! 1020 00:47:18,051 --> 00:47:19,769 They told us to shift him. 1021 00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:22,929 But not out here in the sun. Put him in the shade. 1022 00:47:23,131 --> 00:47:26,009 Put him inside, in the kitchen where it's cool. 1023 00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:29,089 - Is the under-secretary here? - He's the goal keeper. 1024 00:47:29,371 --> 00:47:31,168 Thank you very much. 1025 00:47:31,811 --> 00:47:34,928 Under-secretary, do you remember me? 1026 00:47:35,131 --> 00:47:37,520 Artemio Bermejo, Bermejo Sanitation. 1027 00:47:37,731 --> 00:47:39,722 And I'm Ortiz, Ortiz Girdles. 1028 00:47:40,131 --> 00:47:41,689 Good heavens. 1029 00:47:42,051 --> 00:47:43,370 I've done it again. 1030 00:47:44,811 --> 00:47:48,406 This is all too much. Who got me into this... 1031 00:47:48,611 --> 00:47:51,250 Now, we're going to line up for a photo. 1032 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:53,601 Prisoners of conscience, over here. 1033 00:47:53,811 --> 00:47:56,405 Guards, a bit further back. That's it. 1034 00:47:56,611 --> 00:48:00,684 Prisoners of conscience here. Bermejo! Hold the ball for me. 1035 00:48:00,891 --> 00:48:01,960 The guards... 1036 00:48:02,211 --> 00:48:05,044 Excuse me, warden. This line-up isn't correct. 1037 00:48:05,251 --> 00:48:07,162 There are prisoners here. 1038 00:48:07,371 --> 00:48:10,363 Well, we hadn't enough guards to make up a team. 1039 00:48:11,611 --> 00:48:13,761 And today we're on minimum services. 1040 00:48:13,971 --> 00:48:15,768 All right, but it's incorrect. 1041 00:48:17,091 --> 00:48:20,128 - What's with the TV? - Relax, they're coming. 1042 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:23,289 Good, we need the TV. And we need the minister. 1043 00:48:23,491 --> 00:48:27,006 Under-secretary, you can rest until the minister comes. 1044 00:48:27,371 --> 00:48:30,727 Under-secretary, I'm delighted to see you. 1045 00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:33,571 Artemio Bermejo, Bermejo Sanitation. 1046 00:48:34,131 --> 00:48:35,769 I'm sure you remember me. 1047 00:48:35,971 --> 00:48:38,724 The program for the old folks' day centers. 1048 00:48:38,931 --> 00:48:42,162 My firm won the tender for installing the toilets. 1049 00:48:42,371 --> 00:48:43,690 Of course. Bermejo... 1050 00:48:44,411 --> 00:48:47,289 I've been trying for two years to get paid... 1051 00:48:47,491 --> 00:48:48,844 ...and it's impossible. 1052 00:48:49,131 --> 00:48:51,645 I don't think this is really the place. 1053 00:48:51,851 --> 00:48:55,082 - Why not call me Monday? - You're never in the office! 1054 00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:56,246 What can I say? 1055 00:48:56,451 --> 00:48:59,488 With your signature, it would all be sorted out. 1056 00:48:59,691 --> 00:49:02,159 Listen, Requejo, or Bermejo. 1057 00:49:02,611 --> 00:49:03,646 I'll be honest. 1058 00:49:03,851 --> 00:49:06,684 - It's a bad time for us now. - And for me too! 1059 00:49:06,891 --> 00:49:08,529 We've got budget problems. 1060 00:49:08,731 --> 00:49:11,564 We've got the Treasury on our backs. 1061 00:49:11,771 --> 00:49:13,648 I'm an honorable businessman! 1062 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:16,046 The intermediary got his commission. 1063 00:49:16,251 --> 00:49:19,323 Really! We must all put our shoulders to the wheel! 1064 00:49:19,531 --> 00:49:21,328 You can all shove the wheel! 1065 00:49:21,611 --> 00:49:24,171 You can take your time paying others... 1066 00:49:24,371 --> 00:49:25,770 ...but I want my money! 1067 00:49:25,971 --> 00:49:27,563 I'll see what I can do. 1068 00:49:27,771 --> 00:49:29,568 But you could be more supportive. 1069 00:49:38,931 --> 00:49:41,126 Clear the landing area! 1070 00:49:41,411 --> 00:49:43,367 Watch the old people and the cripple! 1071 00:49:43,811 --> 00:49:46,769 Matilde, the minister's shorts and shirt, please. 1072 00:49:46,971 --> 00:49:47,926 Right away! 1073 00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:58,567 Do you think the minister... 1074 00:49:58,771 --> 00:50:00,682 ...will authorize the payment? 1075 00:50:01,971 --> 00:50:05,327 As if the minister had nothing better to think about! 1076 00:50:06,811 --> 00:50:09,450 Sir, I knew you wouldn't let us down. 1077 00:50:09,651 --> 00:50:12,165 Quintanilla, I always keep my promises. 1078 00:50:12,371 --> 00:50:14,965 - The warden. - At your service, sir. 1079 00:50:15,211 --> 00:50:17,566 Well, my dear Perales! 1080 00:50:18,091 --> 00:50:19,126 Good to see you. 1081 00:50:19,331 --> 00:50:21,891 I signed something for you this morning. 1082 00:50:23,371 --> 00:50:26,249 - What did I sign, Bonilla? - His dismissal. 1083 00:50:26,451 --> 00:50:27,679 - What? - Sweet Jesus! 1084 00:50:27,931 --> 00:50:31,526 - Is his signature still valid? - How was your trip, sir? 1085 00:50:31,731 --> 00:50:34,689 We're following our program right to the letter... 1086 00:50:34,891 --> 00:50:38,167 ...always allowing for any difficulties which may arise. 1087 00:50:38,531 --> 00:50:40,761 - Someone's escaping! - Birdy! 1088 00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:44,168 Birdy, come down from there, you bastard! 1089 00:50:44,531 --> 00:50:45,486 Come back! 1090 00:50:45,691 --> 00:50:46,646 What's the matter? 1091 00:50:46,851 --> 00:50:48,807 If he falls, he'll kill himself! 1092 00:50:49,011 --> 00:50:51,605 Don't worry, he'll fall in the next yard. 1093 00:50:51,811 --> 00:50:54,245 Yes, but we'll have no center-forward! 1094 00:50:56,131 --> 00:50:58,884 - You can change... - Is that dismissal final? 1095 00:50:59,691 --> 00:51:01,602 I'm speaking with the minister! 1096 00:51:04,531 --> 00:51:06,681 Ready for the photo, sir? Go ahead. 1097 00:51:08,811 --> 00:51:11,769 You got the prime minister's telegram of support? 1098 00:51:11,971 --> 00:51:13,086 No, we got nothing. 1099 00:51:13,411 --> 00:51:16,323 - Damborenea, you have two days. - Shove off! 1100 00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:17,520 Why is he here? 1101 00:51:17,891 --> 00:51:20,086 They'll do anything for publicity. 1102 00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,851 As a student, he was arrested in a demo. 1103 00:51:23,051 --> 00:51:25,645 I've faced the riot cops, not like others. 1104 00:51:25,851 --> 00:51:27,079 Let's get started. 1105 00:51:27,291 --> 00:51:30,567 - Will we toss for it? - Lord, it doesn't matter. 1106 00:51:30,811 --> 00:51:34,770 - The minister can choose. - Well then, you can kick off. 1107 00:51:34,971 --> 00:51:36,768 Then let's get started. 1108 00:51:46,811 --> 00:51:50,201 Fuck it, Gutierrez, not him. He's the minister! 1109 00:51:50,451 --> 00:51:52,919 Go on, get out of here. You're sent off! 1110 00:51:53,131 --> 00:51:56,248 Just a minute, if anyone is being sent off, I do it. 1111 00:51:56,451 --> 00:51:59,602 Look, I have to maintain discipline in my team. 1112 00:51:59,811 --> 00:52:02,200 - All right. - I need a tetanus shot, dammit. 1113 00:52:04,531 --> 00:52:05,930 What I'm trying to say... 1114 00:52:06,131 --> 00:52:09,646 Even though you've been fired, you can fix my payment... 1115 00:52:09,851 --> 00:52:11,967 ...and leave everything in order. 1116 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,685 I don't give a fuck about your toilets! 1117 00:52:14,891 --> 00:52:18,770 - I've got enough problems. - It would only take a minute. 1118 00:52:18,971 --> 00:52:22,361 Leave me alone! Speak to the new under-secretary. 1119 00:52:22,571 --> 00:52:24,163 Watch out! Mark him! 1120 00:52:24,371 --> 00:52:25,406 - Who? - Him! 1121 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,244 - They got you! - Christ! 1122 00:52:28,811 --> 00:52:30,039 What's the problem? 1123 00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:32,726 Sporting arousal? Priapism? 1124 00:52:32,931 --> 00:52:34,728 No, a fortuitous pass. 1125 00:52:35,211 --> 00:52:36,485 An inopportune kick. 1126 00:52:36,731 --> 00:52:38,289 The mechanism shot out. 1127 00:52:39,811 --> 00:52:41,529 - Japanese? - No, German. 1128 00:52:41,891 --> 00:52:43,244 It's double hinged. 1129 00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:45,487 Good, there's no problem. 1130 00:52:47,011 --> 00:52:47,966 It's fixed. 1131 00:52:48,571 --> 00:52:51,961 I ordered a sherry an hour ago, and I'm still waiting. 1132 00:52:52,171 --> 00:52:55,481 This place is more like the Ritz than a sick bay. 1133 00:52:55,971 --> 00:52:57,723 - Alberto, how are you? - Cesar! 1134 00:52:58,811 --> 00:53:00,767 Salcedo! Long time, no see! 1135 00:53:00,971 --> 00:53:02,768 So what are you in here for? 1136 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:04,120 I'm just visiting. 1137 00:53:04,531 --> 00:53:06,169 Well, how are we all? 1138 00:53:07,531 --> 00:53:09,044 How are we, Delafuente? 1139 00:53:09,611 --> 00:53:11,249 Why were you in solitary? 1140 00:53:11,451 --> 00:53:12,406 "How are we?" 1141 00:53:12,611 --> 00:53:13,600 "How are we?" 1142 00:53:13,811 --> 00:53:16,484 Fucked, thanks to you! I'll kill you! 1143 00:53:16,691 --> 00:53:18,443 Calm down, we're gentlemen! 1144 00:53:18,651 --> 00:53:20,801 Bermejo! Say something to this man! 1145 00:53:21,011 --> 00:53:23,809 I'm in jail because of you and your wife! 1146 00:53:24,011 --> 00:53:27,003 You know I had nothing to do with all that. 1147 00:53:27,571 --> 00:53:29,243 Calm him down. He's crazy. 1148 00:53:29,611 --> 00:53:31,408 Open the door. Open up, please. 1149 00:53:31,611 --> 00:53:34,603 - What's going on here? - A result of the crisis. 1150 00:53:35,011 --> 00:53:37,127 - Victims of unfair play. - Like me? 1151 00:53:39,211 --> 00:53:42,999 - Why are you dressed like that? - We were playing soccer. 1152 00:53:43,211 --> 00:53:45,167 And as the minister's a fan... 1153 00:53:45,371 --> 00:53:48,329 Soccer! You're too old for that sort of thing. 1154 00:53:48,531 --> 00:53:50,169 You'll damage yourself. 1155 00:53:50,731 --> 00:53:53,484 Have you taken the pills for your prostate? 1156 00:53:53,691 --> 00:53:54,646 Yes, I have. 1157 00:53:54,851 --> 00:53:56,762 And they've made you captain. 1158 00:53:57,491 --> 00:53:58,640 We're in mourning. 1159 00:53:59,011 --> 00:54:00,649 Father Rebollo's dead. 1160 00:54:00,891 --> 00:54:02,802 The one that got you in jail? 1161 00:54:03,011 --> 00:54:05,400 - Why was he here? - Showing solidarity. 1162 00:54:05,611 --> 00:54:07,169 Serves the commie right! 1163 00:54:07,611 --> 00:54:09,283 Have you sorted things out? 1164 00:54:09,931 --> 00:54:11,683 Don't even mention it. 1165 00:54:12,011 --> 00:54:13,205 This is a a trap. 1166 00:54:13,731 --> 00:54:17,246 I had to sleep in the cell with the priest's corpse. 1167 00:54:17,731 --> 00:54:20,245 - But did you speak to Matilde? - Matilde? 1168 00:54:20,971 --> 00:54:22,006 She's a sly one. 1169 00:54:22,211 --> 00:54:24,964 You and I have to talk when I get out. 1170 00:54:25,931 --> 00:54:28,445 Have you seen the under-secretary? 1171 00:54:28,651 --> 00:54:31,119 We played together, but he ignored me. 1172 00:54:31,691 --> 00:54:32,646 What's more... 1173 00:54:32,891 --> 00:54:33,880 ...he's been fired. 1174 00:54:34,091 --> 00:54:35,490 That's a real drag. 1175 00:54:35,931 --> 00:54:38,126 But get him to sign. We're broke... 1176 00:54:38,331 --> 00:54:41,289 ...and we haven't paid the child's school fees. 1177 00:54:41,491 --> 00:54:44,449 - Not to mention the Bosnian. - Don't pick on him. 1178 00:54:44,651 --> 00:54:48,280 He's suffered enough already, and now he's sick. 1179 00:54:48,491 --> 00:54:51,164 - Yeah, from the brandy. - No, the suckling pig. 1180 00:54:51,411 --> 00:54:52,969 He's not used to eating. 1181 00:54:53,171 --> 00:54:55,162 - Grandma... - Ludo, stop it! 1182 00:54:55,371 --> 00:54:58,443 - No. When are we going? - Now. Kiss your grandad. 1183 00:54:59,491 --> 00:55:01,846 You have to talk to the politicians. 1184 00:55:02,051 --> 00:55:03,882 But be careful what you say. 1185 00:55:04,131 --> 00:55:07,328 Butter them up and play on your political past. 1186 00:55:07,531 --> 00:55:08,930 As if they'd notice me! 1187 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:10,723 You fix everything... 1188 00:55:10,971 --> 00:55:14,327 ...and get out early. We want to avoid the traffic jams. 1189 00:55:14,971 --> 00:55:17,007 We're going to the beach now. 1190 00:55:17,211 --> 00:55:20,726 And remember. Be diplomatic, or servile, whatever. 1191 00:55:20,931 --> 00:55:22,728 And be careful what you eat. 1192 00:55:24,971 --> 00:55:27,121 Mr. Bermejo, the warden wants you. 1193 00:55:27,331 --> 00:55:29,526 - What for? - I can't say, I'm sorry. 1194 00:55:29,851 --> 00:55:31,204 We're short-handed. 1195 00:55:31,491 --> 00:55:33,402 Thank you so much, Tartajada. 1196 00:55:33,611 --> 00:55:35,090 - Atahualpa... - My pleasure. 1197 00:55:35,771 --> 00:55:36,726 Alcazar... 1198 00:55:36,971 --> 00:55:37,926 Thank you. 1199 00:55:38,771 --> 00:55:41,410 Well, well! My dear Bermejo! 1200 00:55:42,891 --> 00:55:46,725 I sent for you because I was sure you would do us a favor. 1201 00:55:46,931 --> 00:55:48,922 More favors? Another toilet? 1202 00:55:49,971 --> 00:55:53,759 Look, it's just to take part in an identity parade. 1203 00:55:53,971 --> 00:55:56,690 No! You're going to get me into trouble. 1204 00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:57,880 Here's the mime. 1205 00:55:58,091 --> 00:56:00,559 Bermejo! Where's your civic spirit? 1206 00:56:00,851 --> 00:56:02,807 Normally the guards do this... 1207 00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:04,922 ...but they're on strike now. 1208 00:56:05,131 --> 00:56:06,723 And we're short-handed. 1209 00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:08,410 And if I'm picked out? 1210 00:56:08,611 --> 00:56:10,920 Don't you worry, come along and pose. 1211 00:56:11,971 --> 00:56:12,926 Picture time. 1212 00:56:13,971 --> 00:56:16,405 - No, not me. - Forgive me, Alcazar. 1213 00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:22,288 But that's the warden's maid. 1214 00:56:22,491 --> 00:56:24,766 So what? Don't worry about it. 1215 00:56:26,811 --> 00:56:29,245 Well, here are the others, Mu�agorri. 1216 00:56:29,451 --> 00:56:31,646 Up to now, except for the cripple... 1217 00:56:31,851 --> 00:56:33,569 Imagine that fairy Alcazar! 1218 00:56:34,131 --> 00:56:37,919 Gentlemen, please stand underneath the numbers. 1219 00:56:40,171 --> 00:56:41,320 What do you think? 1220 00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:43,726 Will any of them be of use? 1221 00:56:44,251 --> 00:56:45,320 Maybe the mime... 1222 00:56:45,531 --> 00:56:47,169 Mimes always annoy people. 1223 00:56:47,371 --> 00:56:49,931 - They'd kill him in a minute. - That's true. 1224 00:56:50,971 --> 00:56:52,120 The old communist? 1225 00:56:52,691 --> 00:56:54,329 But he's a trouble maker. 1226 00:56:54,531 --> 00:56:56,920 - I still think you'd be best. - Really, Mu�agorri! 1227 00:56:57,451 --> 00:56:58,406 I don't know. 1228 00:56:58,971 --> 00:57:00,927 Maybe that bore Bermejo. 1229 00:57:01,131 --> 00:57:02,644 - Bermejo... - Yes. He's stingy. 1230 00:57:02,851 --> 00:57:05,285 That's a help. Maybe we could bribe him. 1231 00:57:05,491 --> 00:57:08,449 Yes, that's true. But he doesn't look innocent. 1232 00:57:08,651 --> 00:57:11,484 No, he looks like an imbecile. That's better. 1233 00:57:12,131 --> 00:57:14,008 I still think you'd be best. 1234 00:57:14,251 --> 00:57:17,288 No, no, Mu�agorri. I'd be very vulnerable. 1235 00:57:17,491 --> 00:57:20,289 I'm not very popular in this prison, you know. 1236 00:57:20,691 --> 00:57:23,125 And beside Tornicelli, who's a dwarf... 1237 00:57:23,331 --> 00:57:26,641 ...I'd make an easy target, Mu�agorri. 1238 00:57:26,851 --> 00:57:28,921 - That's it then! Bermejo. - Bermejo? 1239 00:57:29,691 --> 00:57:31,807 Gentlemen, we've finished. Thank you. 1240 00:57:32,011 --> 00:57:33,888 We'll open the door now. 1241 00:57:36,851 --> 00:57:40,321 I don't want a dead priest in here! It's a jinx! 1242 00:57:40,531 --> 00:57:42,920 All right. Jaramilla, shift him, please. 1243 00:57:43,131 --> 00:57:45,929 - Right away, Mr. Quintanilla. - Give him a hand. 1244 00:57:46,131 --> 00:57:49,726 He's tucked over in the corner. He isn't in the way. 1245 00:57:49,931 --> 00:57:53,719 Get him out of the coldstore, or I'll fuck up the paella! 1246 00:57:53,931 --> 00:57:55,887 No, don't! They're taking him out. 1247 00:57:56,091 --> 00:57:58,651 But your fridge is full of dead animals. 1248 00:57:58,851 --> 00:58:01,729 How can a poor man of the church bother you? 1249 00:58:01,931 --> 00:58:03,728 - He was a saint. - No, fuck it! 1250 00:58:03,931 --> 00:58:05,808 Get him out or nobody gets fed! 1251 00:58:06,011 --> 00:58:08,650 - He's a heavy bastard. - Have some respect. 1252 00:58:08,891 --> 00:58:12,247 - I'll speak to the warden! - I don't give a fuck. 1253 00:58:12,451 --> 00:58:15,727 Careful with the chicken. It's a fad of the minister. 1254 00:58:15,931 --> 00:58:17,523 A fad of the minister! 1255 00:58:17,851 --> 00:58:19,842 I'll fix the minister. 1256 00:58:20,971 --> 00:58:22,723 - Is this ready? - Yeah, fuck it! 1257 00:58:22,971 --> 00:58:25,360 I'll give the minister a fad. Voil�! 1258 00:58:25,611 --> 00:58:26,566 Careful. 1259 00:58:27,851 --> 00:58:28,806 Careful. 1260 00:58:29,691 --> 00:58:30,885 Bermejo, come here! 1261 00:58:31,171 --> 00:58:33,401 - Help us out - Lend us a hand, please. 1262 00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:35,647 The priest again? Definitely not! 1263 00:58:35,851 --> 00:58:38,411 Just for a minute. Show some solidarity. 1264 00:58:38,611 --> 00:58:41,683 - Now I'm a pall bearer! - Left, into the chapel. 1265 00:58:43,971 --> 00:58:47,725 We've brought Father Rebollo so that you can pray for him. 1266 00:58:47,931 --> 00:58:50,240 I'll have no red priest in my chapel! 1267 00:58:50,451 --> 00:58:52,043 This is sacred ground. 1268 00:58:52,251 --> 00:58:55,163 But after all, he was a servant of God too. 1269 00:58:55,371 --> 00:58:56,645 Some servant of God. 1270 00:58:56,851 --> 00:58:59,046 He only ever believed in self service. 1271 00:58:59,251 --> 00:59:00,445 Have a bit of pity. 1272 00:59:00,651 --> 00:59:02,403 Like he had. And look at me. 1273 00:59:02,611 --> 00:59:04,567 Top of my class in the seminary... 1274 00:59:04,771 --> 00:59:07,285 ...and now a miserable prison chaplain. 1275 00:59:07,571 --> 00:59:11,166 But I'm telling you to take that son of Satan out of here. 1276 00:59:11,371 --> 00:59:12,929 You needn't be like that. 1277 00:59:13,451 --> 00:59:14,406 Let's go. 1278 00:59:14,651 --> 00:59:16,642 Fewer masses and more paellas! 1279 00:59:16,851 --> 00:59:18,079 Keep silent, please. 1280 00:59:18,291 --> 00:59:20,441 This man also lost his freedom... 1281 00:59:20,651 --> 00:59:23,609 ...and we can't even pay him a final homage. 1282 00:59:23,811 --> 00:59:27,121 - I could say the prayers. - Are you a priest, Jaramilla? 1283 00:59:27,331 --> 00:59:30,562 Secularized. The civil war, a militia woman, you know. 1284 00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:33,490 All right, but I don't want any sacrilege. 1285 00:59:33,731 --> 00:59:36,529 Gentlemen, your attention, please. 1286 00:59:37,251 --> 00:59:38,206 Attention. 1287 00:59:38,411 --> 00:59:41,164 Father Rebollo is watching us. 1288 00:59:41,371 --> 00:59:42,440 Ass-hole! 1289 00:59:42,651 --> 00:59:44,801 Open it up. Bermejo, the candlestick. 1290 00:59:45,011 --> 00:59:45,966 Careful! 1291 00:59:46,411 --> 00:59:47,366 Careful! 1292 00:59:48,411 --> 00:59:49,366 Birdy! 1293 00:59:50,211 --> 00:59:53,362 - That's why it was so heavy! - Jesus, my balls! 1294 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,730 My balls are frozen. Fucking hell! 1295 00:59:57,891 --> 01:00:00,280 Listen, if you're going, I'm going too. 1296 01:00:00,811 --> 01:00:02,722 I'm sorry, father, I'm sorry. 1297 01:00:02,931 --> 01:00:03,886 Birdy! 1298 01:00:05,491 --> 01:00:07,447 Mu�agorri! What about the loan? 1299 01:00:07,651 --> 01:00:09,164 Don't worry about it. 1300 01:00:10,211 --> 01:00:13,044 - Want to hear this? - Not if it isn't gregorian. 1301 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:16,444 - That man will be the hostage. - That idiot? 1302 01:00:16,651 --> 01:00:18,403 That's why we chose him. 1303 01:00:18,611 --> 01:00:21,569 - How much will it cost? - It'll be very expensive. 1304 01:00:21,771 --> 01:00:23,841 Why do the poor like money so much? 1305 01:00:24,251 --> 01:00:27,049 Ideas that they get. His company is bankrupt. 1306 01:00:27,571 --> 01:00:30,369 To sum it all up, is everything ready? 1307 01:00:30,571 --> 01:00:33,290 Yes, but I'm worried about the government. 1308 01:00:33,491 --> 01:00:34,606 Extradition? 1309 01:00:34,891 --> 01:00:36,722 Yes. I think the helicopter... 1310 01:00:36,931 --> 01:00:38,887 ...is to take you to the States. 1311 01:00:39,091 --> 01:00:41,047 It couldn't reach Washington. 1312 01:00:41,251 --> 01:00:44,209 It could reach Rota, that's an American base. 1313 01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:47,050 - Then take care of the pilot. - I will. 1314 01:00:47,251 --> 01:00:49,845 Tell me, how is the director treating you? 1315 01:00:50,051 --> 01:00:51,769 Very well indeed. Fantastic. 1316 01:00:51,971 --> 01:00:54,690 Don Vicente is a real gentleman. 1317 01:00:55,091 --> 01:00:57,127 It's what you deserve, Tornicelli. 1318 01:00:57,331 --> 01:01:00,289 The thing is, I'm very Ionely and very bored. 1319 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:02,527 And there's a regatta on Wednesday. 1320 01:01:02,731 --> 01:01:04,767 I'm sure you'll be there for it. 1321 01:01:04,971 --> 01:01:06,962 You may even win. Right, warden? 1322 01:01:07,171 --> 01:01:08,126 Of course. 1323 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:10,208 I must make an urgent call... 1324 01:01:10,411 --> 01:01:12,845 ...to the president of the Bank of Milan. 1325 01:01:14,091 --> 01:01:15,240 Have you finished? 1326 01:01:15,451 --> 01:01:18,329 No, I haven't, but your wish is my command. 1327 01:01:18,531 --> 01:01:20,726 Thank you very much. You're so kind. 1328 01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:24,130 You must sort out the Delafuente business. 1329 01:01:24,331 --> 01:01:26,561 It's all in here. Don't worry. 1330 01:01:27,491 --> 01:01:30,289 - Say hello to Batistini for me. - I will. 1331 01:01:30,611 --> 01:01:32,044 San Vitore Prison? 1332 01:01:32,491 --> 01:01:34,163 Yes, Mr. Batistini, please. 1333 01:01:34,571 --> 01:01:38,484 And I'm calling collect. That's right, thank you. 1334 01:01:42,891 --> 01:01:43,960 He's resting? 1335 01:01:44,971 --> 01:01:46,245 He's resting. 1336 01:01:46,451 --> 01:01:47,486 How's the program? 1337 01:01:47,731 --> 01:01:49,926 - Jaume, two yogurts. - Two yogurts. 1338 01:01:50,131 --> 01:01:54,044 We'll use the peak moment of the celebration to escape. 1339 01:01:54,251 --> 01:01:56,207 All the guards are on strike. 1340 01:01:56,411 --> 01:01:59,767 There'll be an armor-plated car waiting at the door and... 1341 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:01,406 Yes, thank you. 1342 01:02:01,691 --> 01:02:04,922 - Can I take him with me? - He still has six years to do. 1343 01:02:05,251 --> 01:02:06,206 Carry on. 1344 01:02:06,411 --> 01:02:09,289 As I said, there'll be an armor-plated car... 1345 01:02:09,491 --> 01:02:11,004 ...waiting at the door. 1346 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:14,647 Yes, and I'll take care of the minister and the pilot. 1347 01:02:14,851 --> 01:02:17,604 That's perfect. But I must ask one favor. 1348 01:02:18,251 --> 01:02:22,005 I've bought a lot of gifts. Could you send them on to me? 1349 01:02:22,211 --> 01:02:24,520 Good Lord, don't worry about that. 1350 01:02:24,731 --> 01:02:27,848 I'll send them to you by door-to-door delivery. 1351 01:02:28,051 --> 01:02:29,006 Thank you. 1352 01:02:29,891 --> 01:02:31,040 You must remember. 1353 01:02:31,251 --> 01:02:34,448 It was "Gather the grapes, gather the grapes..." 1354 01:02:34,651 --> 01:02:36,846 "Gather the grapes of liberty." 1355 01:02:37,051 --> 01:02:38,609 That's it, exactly. 1356 01:02:38,771 --> 01:02:40,284 That's real old-fashioned. 1357 01:02:40,571 --> 01:02:43,369 I do disco music now, and bakalao. Listen... 1358 01:02:43,571 --> 01:02:47,359 Who could forget those songs? And that famous one of yours. 1359 01:02:47,811 --> 01:02:51,247 "With your face into the wind, break down the wall". 1360 01:02:51,451 --> 01:02:53,806 That was Labordeta, from Asturias. 1361 01:02:54,011 --> 01:02:56,161 No, Labordeta was from Valencia. 1362 01:02:57,371 --> 01:03:00,408 Can I swap this cockroach for some shellfish? 1363 01:03:01,171 --> 01:03:02,490 We've only got prawns. 1364 01:03:04,411 --> 01:03:06,481 Will you swap this for some chicken? 1365 01:03:06,691 --> 01:03:07,646 Like hell. 1366 01:03:08,891 --> 01:03:10,961 I must speak to you. Excuse us. 1367 01:03:11,691 --> 01:03:14,728 You said it was all fixed with the under-secretary... 1368 01:03:14,931 --> 01:03:18,446 ...but he keeps hiding on me. And he's been fired as well! 1369 01:03:18,651 --> 01:03:21,245 Ease up, Bermejo. I'll go look for him. 1370 01:03:21,931 --> 01:03:23,808 Take it easy, for God's sake! 1371 01:03:24,171 --> 01:03:26,127 Matilde, the TV people! 1372 01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:28,845 After what you said about the summit... 1373 01:03:29,051 --> 01:03:30,040 They deserved it. 1374 01:03:30,251 --> 01:03:32,606 Yes, and people really want to hear you. 1375 01:03:32,731 --> 01:03:35,165 Exactly. I've prepared a few pages... 1376 01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:36,844 ...but tell me something. 1377 01:03:37,411 --> 01:03:38,924 Is this taxable or not? 1378 01:03:39,131 --> 01:03:41,008 - There's no payment. - What? 1379 01:03:41,211 --> 01:03:43,930 But we accept donations, so if you'd like... 1380 01:03:44,131 --> 01:03:46,008 Quintanilla, not that again! 1381 01:03:46,571 --> 01:03:49,529 I won't take it any more. I've had enough. I'm off! 1382 01:03:49,731 --> 01:03:53,246 You can't go. Have some paella and then we'll talk. 1383 01:03:53,691 --> 01:03:56,330 - Minister, this is a pleasure! - Mu�agorri! 1384 01:03:56,851 --> 01:03:58,284 Fancy seeing you here. 1385 01:03:58,491 --> 01:04:00,925 How long since you've been to a meeting? 1386 01:04:01,131 --> 01:04:03,520 We must have a collective conscience. 1387 01:04:03,731 --> 01:04:06,928 Yes, and it turns out our Italian friend is in here. 1388 01:04:07,451 --> 01:04:09,646 Take care if you're up to something. 1389 01:04:09,851 --> 01:04:11,603 This is a delicate matter. 1390 01:04:11,971 --> 01:04:13,927 There's pressure from Washington. 1391 01:04:14,611 --> 01:04:16,442 We don't want the bank involved. 1392 01:04:16,651 --> 01:04:18,687 Nor us, the government. 1393 01:04:19,091 --> 01:04:21,525 Your first helicopter flight. 1394 01:04:22,411 --> 01:04:25,687 - Where's your fear of flying? - And where's your wife? 1395 01:04:26,491 --> 01:04:30,200 I have absolutely nothing to say about her, Damborenea. 1396 01:04:30,571 --> 01:04:32,084 Mu�agorri, how are you? 1397 01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:34,930 Up to dirty business with the capital. 1398 01:04:35,331 --> 01:04:37,686 Azuara, you're a real pain in the ass. 1399 01:04:37,891 --> 01:04:39,688 - Minister! - Perales! 1400 01:04:39,891 --> 01:04:41,688 Is the dismissal final, sir? 1401 01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:44,120 Take it easy, don't worry. Take it easy. 1402 01:04:44,331 --> 01:04:46,322 What were you saying, Perales? 1403 01:04:46,531 --> 01:04:48,840 That fucking Bermejo keeps chasing me... 1404 01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:50,484 ...about some urinals. 1405 01:04:50,731 --> 01:04:52,403 Why bring all this rabble? 1406 01:04:52,971 --> 01:04:55,007 This country is full of pests. 1407 01:04:55,211 --> 01:04:57,964 By the way, did you make your donation yet? 1408 01:04:58,171 --> 01:04:59,604 I'm fucking unemployed! 1409 01:05:00,171 --> 01:05:01,604 Fuck, he's coming! 1410 01:05:02,491 --> 01:05:06,370 - Let's check things outside. - I can't raise a cent. 1411 01:05:06,571 --> 01:05:07,924 Girls, girls... 1412 01:05:08,131 --> 01:05:09,769 Look after the minister. 1413 01:05:09,971 --> 01:05:11,802 - Hey... - I'll be with you now. 1414 01:05:12,091 --> 01:05:15,128 Do you think they'll give me anything? A cigarette case... 1415 01:05:15,331 --> 01:05:17,049 I wouldn't depend on it. 1416 01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:20,129 You know, I have to live off charity. 1417 01:05:21,211 --> 01:05:24,009 I mean, they don't even give me a pension. 1418 01:05:24,291 --> 01:05:26,851 Of course, I spent fifty years in jail... 1419 01:05:27,051 --> 01:05:29,724 ...and as hard labor had no pension fund... 1420 01:05:29,931 --> 01:05:30,886 ...here I am. 1421 01:05:31,091 --> 01:05:33,605 Here, nobody gives you anything. 1422 01:05:43,491 --> 01:05:45,641 I only enjoy annoying people. 1423 01:05:45,931 --> 01:05:47,569 I must be getting old. 1424 01:05:47,771 --> 01:05:50,046 Where can those birds have got to? 1425 01:05:50,251 --> 01:05:52,765 - Have you still got the urge? - I'll say. 1426 01:05:52,971 --> 01:05:55,724 We should take advantage of the siesta time. 1427 01:05:55,931 --> 01:05:58,729 Let's see if we get something out of this. 1428 01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:01,843 They'll have gone to change. We'll visit them. 1429 01:06:02,051 --> 01:06:04,804 We'll score today, or my name isn't Modesto. 1430 01:06:05,011 --> 01:06:08,321 I want to know where that under-secretary rat is. 1431 01:06:08,531 --> 01:06:10,806 - Forget him. - Come down here with us. 1432 01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:16,005 Help the Aragonese lesbians. Sign here. 1433 01:06:16,251 --> 01:06:18,890 What a fixation you have with signatures. 1434 01:06:19,091 --> 01:06:21,047 Are you against sexual freedom? 1435 01:06:21,251 --> 01:06:23,003 No, I was just looking. 1436 01:06:23,211 --> 01:06:25,167 I like perversions too. 1437 01:06:25,371 --> 01:06:28,010 You know, panties and all that. 1438 01:06:28,211 --> 01:06:29,166 Macho pig! 1439 01:06:29,371 --> 01:06:31,487 But with a bit of discretion. 1440 01:06:32,091 --> 01:06:33,365 - Come here. - What's up? 1441 01:06:33,571 --> 01:06:36,210 Everything's fixed with the under-secretary. 1442 01:06:36,411 --> 01:06:40,324 Yes, he told me you must speak to his replacement. 1443 01:06:40,571 --> 01:06:43,039 Jesus Christ! The same old story! 1444 01:06:43,251 --> 01:06:47,039 Don't shout. I've done my job. So remember my commission. 1445 01:06:47,411 --> 01:06:49,163 Your commission for what? 1446 01:06:49,891 --> 01:06:53,042 - Here, have something to eat. - What is this shit? 1447 01:06:53,291 --> 01:06:55,441 - You're not in charge. - What is this? 1448 01:06:56,091 --> 01:06:59,003 Lots of ecology, but you're always fighting. 1449 01:06:59,211 --> 01:07:02,442 This fuckwit is selling pins that aren't official. 1450 01:07:02,651 --> 01:07:05,290 I can't work like that. It isn't honest. 1451 01:07:05,491 --> 01:07:08,642 Let's see if today we can have a little harmony. 1452 01:07:08,851 --> 01:07:12,048 And what's this about you keeping 10�/� of our profit? 1453 01:07:12,251 --> 01:07:13,206 It's robbery. 1454 01:07:13,331 --> 01:07:16,209 It's a symbolic amount. A kind of contribution. 1455 01:07:16,411 --> 01:07:18,925 I should have gone on the anti-nukes march. 1456 01:07:19,131 --> 01:07:22,362 - This place is full of spongers. - What? Spongers? 1457 01:07:22,571 --> 01:07:23,799 Charge him 20�/� 1458 01:07:24,051 --> 01:07:26,281 - He's over in the toilets. - Thank you. 1459 01:07:26,491 --> 01:07:27,844 In stall no. 33... 1460 01:07:28,051 --> 01:07:30,485 ...the Austro-Hungarian Liberation Front... 1461 01:07:30,691 --> 01:07:32,647 Enjoying yourself, Bermejo? 1462 01:07:32,851 --> 01:07:34,523 Me? In this trap? 1463 01:07:34,891 --> 01:07:35,846 What a farce! 1464 01:07:36,051 --> 01:07:39,009 The under-secretary isn't under-secretary any more. 1465 01:07:39,211 --> 01:07:42,089 I get no sleep, I get whacked in the balls... 1466 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:45,328 ...taken for a criminal, have to carry a dead priest... 1467 01:07:45,531 --> 01:07:47,761 ...and now I get covered in shit. 1468 01:07:48,091 --> 01:07:50,127 I'm really sorry about all that. 1469 01:07:50,491 --> 01:07:53,483 How much did you say the administration owes you? 1470 01:07:53,691 --> 01:07:55,568 - 80 million. - Very little. 1471 01:07:56,331 --> 01:07:59,050 - I've had a great idea. - You'll give me the loan. 1472 01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:01,327 No, it's something much better. 1473 01:08:01,891 --> 01:08:05,520 - What if we bought the company? - Well! If it were up to me... 1474 01:08:06,091 --> 01:08:07,365 Debts and all? 1475 01:08:07,891 --> 01:08:08,846 The whole lot. 1476 01:08:09,051 --> 01:08:11,849 - Basic services are a safe bet. - You think so? 1477 01:08:12,051 --> 01:08:13,769 I always thought that too. 1478 01:08:13,971 --> 01:08:16,439 A financial group wants to invest here. 1479 01:08:16,651 --> 01:08:19,040 We could bank some of the money abroad. 1480 01:08:19,251 --> 01:08:21,048 - Or all of it. - Excellent! 1481 01:08:21,251 --> 01:08:23,207 I like that! A business flair. 1482 01:08:23,411 --> 01:08:25,641 - It's a deal. - We have to discuss it. 1483 01:08:26,091 --> 01:08:29,322 Paolo Tornicelli is waiting. I'll introduce you. 1484 01:08:29,531 --> 01:08:30,759 - Tornicelli? - Yes. 1485 01:08:31,091 --> 01:08:32,524 God's banker? 1486 01:08:32,811 --> 01:08:35,120 No, simply an investor. 1487 01:08:38,131 --> 01:08:41,043 With the grapes, with the grapes, 1488 01:08:41,571 --> 01:08:44,039 with the grapes of freedom. 1489 01:08:44,251 --> 01:08:45,286 With the bread, 1490 01:08:45,531 --> 01:08:47,408 and with the grapes, 1491 01:08:47,651 --> 01:08:48,766 with the bread, 1492 01:08:48,971 --> 01:08:52,043 and with the grapes of freedom. 1493 01:08:59,131 --> 01:09:00,086 Goyo! 1494 01:09:00,891 --> 01:09:02,529 I'm reading the manifesto. 1495 01:09:02,931 --> 01:09:06,526 - The body's secure, isn't it? - Yeah, we propped it up. 1496 01:09:06,731 --> 01:09:09,291 Move it nearer the palm. With this heat... 1497 01:09:12,931 --> 01:09:16,048 I've got my speech ready for the television. 1498 01:09:16,251 --> 01:09:18,048 No, I do the television bit. 1499 01:09:18,251 --> 01:09:20,287 Only my party defends freedom. 1500 01:09:21,091 --> 01:09:23,924 Free companies, free markets, free dismissal. 1501 01:09:24,131 --> 01:09:25,086 Later, later. 1502 01:09:25,891 --> 01:09:28,928 It's the usual trouble makers. Keep singing. 1503 01:09:29,131 --> 01:09:30,723 Thank you, thank you. 1504 01:09:34,251 --> 01:09:37,129 Thank you, Rafael and Pastor. Thank you everyone. 1505 01:09:37,331 --> 01:09:40,846 We'll have a short practice for the television link-up. 1506 01:09:41,091 --> 01:09:43,047 We'll all sing the anthemn. 1507 01:09:43,611 --> 01:09:46,171 The words will appear on the screens... 1508 01:09:46,371 --> 01:09:49,966 ...subtitled in Spanish, English, French and Quechua. 1509 01:09:50,211 --> 01:09:51,564 Why not in Valencian? 1510 01:09:51,731 --> 01:09:53,687 - In Spain, Spanish. - Shut up! 1511 01:09:53,851 --> 01:09:55,842 Let's have no arguing, please. 1512 01:09:56,051 --> 01:09:58,281 When I say "video", the video will start... 1513 01:09:58,491 --> 01:10:01,449 ...and Pastor will begin to sing the anthemn. 1514 01:10:01,811 --> 01:10:03,290 Let's start. That's it. 1515 01:10:05,691 --> 01:10:09,843 Every Spaniard has a cell 1516 01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:15,250 waiting for them in the prison. 1517 01:10:17,491 --> 01:10:19,766 Let's all go on strike. 1518 01:10:22,091 --> 01:10:25,845 Let's fight against oppression. 1519 01:10:26,051 --> 01:10:27,006 Video! 1520 01:10:27,251 --> 01:10:28,843 I've got a yellow tractor. 1521 01:10:30,091 --> 01:10:32,685 It's all the rage now. 1522 01:10:33,811 --> 01:10:35,449 I've got a yellow tractor, 1523 01:10:36,491 --> 01:10:39,164 because it's the latest fashion. 1524 01:10:39,731 --> 01:10:41,926 I've got a yellow tractor, 1525 01:10:43,251 --> 01:10:45,685 It's all the rage now. 1526 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:50,327 What the fuck is that meant to be? 1527 01:10:51,091 --> 01:10:53,047 That's not right. That's not it. 1528 01:10:53,811 --> 01:10:55,847 That's not it. That isn't the anthemn. 1529 01:10:58,011 --> 01:11:01,560 - Can't they do anything right? - The karaoke's broken. 1530 01:11:05,571 --> 01:11:07,004 You lot go on and play. 1531 01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:12,047 You're all sons of bitches! 1532 01:11:12,251 --> 01:11:14,845 Weren't they going to shift the prisoners? 1533 01:11:15,051 --> 01:11:18,043 - Full amnesty! - But only gradually. We'll see. 1534 01:11:18,251 --> 01:11:21,049 Come up here, doll, we've something for you. 1535 01:11:21,251 --> 01:11:24,607 You're not man enough. Send the one with the tongue. 1536 01:11:24,811 --> 01:11:27,564 Come up here, you can play with my balls! 1537 01:11:27,771 --> 01:11:28,726 Faggots! 1538 01:11:29,291 --> 01:11:31,646 I want a woman! 1539 01:11:49,091 --> 01:11:50,285 Minister! 1540 01:11:50,771 --> 01:11:54,161 Where's Bonilla? We haven't heard from him in eight hours. 1541 01:11:54,371 --> 01:11:57,568 - What Bonilla? My secretary? - Yes, he's our agent. 1542 01:11:57,771 --> 01:12:01,525 Fucking hell! The agent here is that idiot Bonilla! 1543 01:12:01,771 --> 01:12:04,365 Bonilla, an agent. Bonilla in the CIA. 1544 01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:06,527 Well, he's in casualty. 1545 01:12:06,731 --> 01:12:08,130 - Poison? - Paella. 1546 01:12:08,331 --> 01:12:10,891 Listen, without him there's no operation. 1547 01:12:11,091 --> 01:12:12,729 We fulfilled our part. 1548 01:12:13,131 --> 01:12:16,567 We organized a celebration, and we got the helicopter here. 1549 01:12:16,771 --> 01:12:20,207 And I've no intention of going back to Madrid in it... 1550 01:12:20,411 --> 01:12:23,323 ...not even if the President himself tells me, so... 1551 01:12:23,691 --> 01:12:25,807 Tell me, what did Tornicelli do? 1552 01:12:26,611 --> 01:12:30,490 You're all a load of bunglers who never know anything. 1553 01:12:30,691 --> 01:12:32,761 I dare you to say that outside. 1554 01:12:32,971 --> 01:12:35,166 That remark is going in my report. 1555 01:12:35,371 --> 01:12:37,168 You needn't be like that. 1556 01:12:37,371 --> 01:12:39,521 Is that report for the ambassador? 1557 01:12:39,731 --> 01:12:41,244 He promised me a spray... 1558 01:12:44,531 --> 01:12:46,362 Bonilla? In the CIA? 1559 01:12:51,931 --> 01:12:53,649 Fine, thank you very much. 1560 01:12:55,451 --> 01:12:58,807 After the silent statement against prison torture... 1561 01:12:59,011 --> 01:13:00,808 He's the torturer! 1562 01:13:01,011 --> 01:13:04,242 ...let us pay homage to a man who devoted his life... 1563 01:13:04,451 --> 01:13:06,885 ...to gathering the grapes of freedom. 1564 01:13:07,691 --> 01:13:10,569 Long live Father Rebollo, comrade and martyr! 1565 01:13:12,211 --> 01:13:14,361 Next in our program of events... 1566 01:13:14,571 --> 01:13:17,210 ...Pilar will sing for us all. For you too. 1567 01:13:18,451 --> 01:13:21,011 This event is by everyone, for everyone. 1568 01:13:21,491 --> 01:13:23,368 Television! At last. Television. 1569 01:13:23,931 --> 01:13:26,047 - Hello there! - How's this going? 1570 01:13:26,251 --> 01:13:29,084 - Will we be on the news? - We've got one minute. 1571 01:13:29,291 --> 01:13:32,249 What? They said they'd give it special coverage. 1572 01:13:32,571 --> 01:13:34,607 - I do as I'm told. - Hurry it up there. 1573 01:13:34,811 --> 01:13:38,645 - There's nobody important here. - But this is humanitarian. 1574 01:13:38,851 --> 01:13:41,365 If you'd brought some really big star... 1575 01:13:41,571 --> 01:13:44,643 See? You should have let me organize a marathon. 1576 01:13:44,851 --> 01:13:46,000 Fucking marathons. 1577 01:13:46,251 --> 01:13:49,084 - What is it? - We can't allow this aggression. 1578 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,485 What's bugging you? 1579 01:13:50,691 --> 01:13:52,647 You're over the decibel limit. 1580 01:13:52,851 --> 01:13:55,365 That demolishes the acoustic ecosystem. 1581 01:13:55,571 --> 01:13:57,050 I'm going to report it. 1582 01:13:57,251 --> 01:14:00,209 You go back to your stall and I'll demolish the 20�/�. 1583 01:14:00,411 --> 01:14:02,049 - Really? - Yes, now lay off. 1584 01:14:02,131 --> 01:14:03,280 - Quintanilla. - What? 1585 01:14:03,491 --> 01:14:06,563 The chief says he can't do the ritual dance here. 1586 01:14:06,771 --> 01:14:09,729 Here no trees. Here no forest. Nothing. It hell. 1587 01:14:09,931 --> 01:14:12,729 Only dead dance here. Better I go with Sting. 1588 01:14:12,931 --> 01:14:15,650 - Who is this cannibal? - He's from the Amazon. 1589 01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:18,888 Listen, Amazon, you dance and no bust my balls. Jao? 1590 01:14:19,091 --> 01:14:21,286 - No jao. Bamba. - Just fucking dance. 1591 01:14:22,371 --> 01:14:23,850 Listen to me a minute. 1592 01:14:24,051 --> 01:14:26,201 Can't we extend the link-up a bit? 1593 01:14:26,411 --> 01:14:29,164 No, we've only got one minute. I'm sorry. 1594 01:14:29,371 --> 01:14:31,441 The anthemn. Matilde, the manifesto! 1595 01:14:31,691 --> 01:14:34,489 Mr. Bermejo's firm deals with primary needs. 1596 01:14:34,691 --> 01:14:36,807 I think it would be a good investment. 1597 01:14:37,011 --> 01:14:39,241 - What needs? - Toilets, bathrooms... 1598 01:14:39,451 --> 01:14:41,646 - Are you an expert? - So they say. 1599 01:14:41,971 --> 01:14:45,247 The toilet here doesn't work. And I can hear voices. 1600 01:14:45,451 --> 01:14:47,567 Yes, I think I know that problem. 1601 01:14:47,971 --> 01:14:50,007 - I'll have a look. - Lf you would. 1602 01:14:50,291 --> 01:14:52,646 I could have a good shit before I go. 1603 01:14:52,851 --> 01:14:56,082 Mu�agorri, couldn't you find a more moving hostage? 1604 01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:59,124 A pregnant woman, an old lady, a child... 1605 01:14:59,331 --> 01:15:02,164 He was the best I could find in this place. 1606 01:15:02,371 --> 01:15:04,248 - How much did you pay? - Eighty. 1607 01:15:04,451 --> 01:15:07,329 - Eighty. Very expensive. - It's the market price. 1608 01:15:07,771 --> 01:15:08,726 I must go now. 1609 01:15:08,931 --> 01:15:11,161 I have to stay close to the minister. 1610 01:15:11,371 --> 01:15:13,601 My friend, it's time. Good luck. 1611 01:15:13,811 --> 01:15:15,847 Good-bye. Thanks for everything. 1612 01:15:20,051 --> 01:15:22,884 That's it. It was the wire in the cistern. 1613 01:15:23,771 --> 01:15:25,648 - Where's Mu�agorri? - He's gone. 1614 01:15:25,931 --> 01:15:28,365 I want to give you something fantastic. 1615 01:15:28,851 --> 01:15:30,807 - Really? - Ever tried caviar? 1616 01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:33,525 Thank you very much. 1617 01:15:34,851 --> 01:15:36,728 - With spoon and all. - Thank you. 1618 01:15:36,931 --> 01:15:39,525 Even though you're in jail, I don't care. 1619 01:15:39,731 --> 01:15:42,120 I think you're an honest businessman. 1620 01:15:42,331 --> 01:15:45,528 Thank you. Do you like gregorian chants? 1621 01:15:45,731 --> 01:15:48,040 - I go to mass every Sunday. - That's good! 1622 01:15:48,251 --> 01:15:50,321 But with whom do I have to speak... 1623 01:15:50,531 --> 01:15:52,169 ...to finalize the sale? 1624 01:15:52,531 --> 01:15:55,728 Someone from my family will get in touch with you. 1625 01:15:55,931 --> 01:15:59,241 So you still think it's wise to invest in Spain? 1626 01:15:59,451 --> 01:16:01,123 Well, invest as such, no. 1627 01:16:01,771 --> 01:16:03,124 But I'm a great gambler. 1628 01:16:03,331 --> 01:16:06,209 Well, if you can pay me the money in Panama... 1629 01:16:06,531 --> 01:16:07,486 ...fantastic. 1630 01:16:07,691 --> 01:16:11,730 - Because I want to leave. - Panama? You're a tax dodger! 1631 01:16:12,251 --> 01:16:14,401 - And who isn't? - Just a moment. 1632 01:16:22,571 --> 01:16:25,210 Hello! Yes, it's me. Good afternoon. 1633 01:16:25,411 --> 01:16:27,288 Will you prepare that for me? 1634 01:16:27,971 --> 01:16:31,088 Yes, "risotto a la milanesa" and "tagliatelli bolognesa". 1635 01:16:31,691 --> 01:16:33,921 Yes, really hot. Ciao, ciao. 1636 01:16:34,131 --> 01:16:35,849 Lots of love, mamma. 1637 01:16:36,371 --> 01:16:38,327 - The family? - No, my lawyer. 1638 01:16:39,211 --> 01:16:41,406 Gentlemen, the moment has come. 1639 01:16:41,611 --> 01:16:44,808 Don Vicente, I'm all ready. Who's that? 1640 01:16:45,171 --> 01:16:48,481 That is the love of my life, Tornicelli. 1641 01:16:49,211 --> 01:16:50,564 She's coming with me. 1642 01:16:50,771 --> 01:16:54,446 By the way, from the toilet, I heard your wife calling you. 1643 01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:56,482 This is no time to answer. 1644 01:16:57,171 --> 01:16:58,490 - Lf I may? - Please do. 1645 01:16:58,651 --> 01:17:00,926 - Are you transferring him? - In a way. 1646 01:17:01,651 --> 01:17:02,606 Well then... 1647 01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:04,770 ...it's been a pleasure. 1648 01:17:05,051 --> 01:17:07,087 - See you again. - See you again. 1649 01:17:07,291 --> 01:17:08,246 What is this? 1650 01:17:09,131 --> 01:17:10,689 - Your gun... - Don't shoot! 1651 01:17:11,371 --> 01:17:14,522 Now we've sung the anthem, we'll read the manifesto. 1652 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:18,248 We are here to call on the collective conscience... 1653 01:17:18,451 --> 01:17:20,521 ...so that for once and for all... 1654 01:17:20,931 --> 01:17:22,364 ...hatred may cease... 1655 01:17:22,651 --> 01:17:23,845 ...between brothers. 1656 01:17:25,131 --> 01:17:26,564 Stop it. Cut, cut. 1657 01:17:26,771 --> 01:17:28,727 What do you mean? This is live. 1658 01:17:28,931 --> 01:17:30,080 - Live? - Of course. 1659 01:17:30,491 --> 01:17:32,447 Listen to this, brothers! 1660 01:17:32,651 --> 01:17:34,642 This message is for you too. 1661 01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:38,082 Fuck you and your message! This is a riot! 1662 01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:39,770 It's a riot! Terrific! 1663 01:17:40,371 --> 01:17:43,807 Forget about him. He's a drag. Get over here, dammit. 1664 01:17:51,331 --> 01:17:55,244 Incredible! Did those witches eat all the salami? 1665 01:17:55,491 --> 01:17:56,640 I'll say they did. 1666 01:17:56,851 --> 01:17:59,081 - It was really good! - We ate it all. 1667 01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:01,407 Modesto! They ate all the salami. 1668 01:18:01,611 --> 01:18:03,761 And there we were, up on the roof... 1669 01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:06,280 ...pissed drunk and baring our asses. 1670 01:18:06,851 --> 01:18:09,206 I'll eat you like a chocolate bar. 1671 01:18:09,411 --> 01:18:12,960 - Take it easy. I'm real sweet. - But I'm not a diabetic. 1672 01:18:13,571 --> 01:18:16,290 Modesto is my name, and fucking is my game. 1673 01:18:16,491 --> 01:18:18,288 Cool it, I'm a virgin. 1674 01:18:18,491 --> 01:18:21,130 - Listen, are you really nuns? - Since birth. 1675 01:18:22,731 --> 01:18:24,881 From my box up here... 1676 01:18:25,371 --> 01:18:28,841 ...I see the bullfights, cultural events... 1677 01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:30,565 ...folk music... 1678 01:18:30,771 --> 01:18:33,729 Jail is a great promoter of culture... 1679 01:18:33,931 --> 01:18:35,159 ...arts and crafts. 1680 01:18:36,091 --> 01:18:37,046 Hey, boys! 1681 01:18:37,291 --> 01:18:41,000 Keep an eye on the helicopter. No one's to smoke near it. 1682 01:18:41,211 --> 01:18:42,690 We'll be at the party. 1683 01:18:43,131 --> 01:18:44,086 Thanks. 1684 01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:52,044 - Warden, asshole! - Silence! Silence! 1685 01:18:52,251 --> 01:18:54,481 There's a car waiting at the door. 1686 01:18:54,691 --> 01:18:57,410 You'll leave here like a real gentleman. 1687 01:18:57,611 --> 01:18:59,966 I don't want to get mixed up in this. 1688 01:19:00,171 --> 01:19:01,126 Let me go! 1689 01:19:01,331 --> 01:19:03,049 Don't be such a nuisance! 1690 01:19:03,251 --> 01:19:04,889 - You want the money? - Yes. 1691 01:19:05,091 --> 01:19:06,604 - Collaborate. - Any news? 1692 01:19:06,811 --> 01:19:08,529 - All's fine. - No, it isn't! 1693 01:19:08,811 --> 01:19:10,722 Leave me alone, I'm on strike. 1694 01:19:10,931 --> 01:19:13,206 - Faggot! Whereareyou? - Your wife. 1695 01:19:13,611 --> 01:19:15,727 I'm going to kill you and Vanessa! 1696 01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:19,047 Calm down, calm down, my angel. 1697 01:19:19,251 --> 01:19:20,843 Forget about that witch. 1698 01:19:21,051 --> 01:19:23,804 Come on, everything's fine. This way. 1699 01:19:24,131 --> 01:19:25,610 Warden! Warden! 1700 01:19:25,931 --> 01:19:29,685 - The riot police are here. - Who the hell called them? 1701 01:19:29,891 --> 01:19:32,086 - Your wife! - That harpy! Come on. 1702 01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:33,440 Put that out! 1703 01:19:34,451 --> 01:19:35,964 I called the riot cops! 1704 01:19:36,971 --> 01:19:38,165 Follow me, come on. 1705 01:19:39,851 --> 01:19:42,411 Give me the key, and you keep the fairy. 1706 01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:43,839 The fuck with that! 1707 01:19:44,051 --> 01:19:45,928 - Stay where you are! - Who, me? 1708 01:19:46,131 --> 01:19:48,167 Don't shoot. There are hostages. 1709 01:19:48,371 --> 01:19:49,520 I've done nothing. 1710 01:19:52,331 --> 01:19:53,844 I'm a trade unionist! 1711 01:20:01,891 --> 01:20:04,405 This is because you read the manifesto. 1712 01:20:04,611 --> 01:20:05,566 Go to hell! 1713 01:20:05,771 --> 01:20:07,329 The money's in the safe? 1714 01:20:07,571 --> 01:20:11,007 - I'll get it and we'll split. - I told you. Marathons! 1715 01:20:12,891 --> 01:20:14,847 What's happening, Quintanilla? 1716 01:20:15,051 --> 01:20:16,723 We're overwhelmed. 1717 01:20:17,491 --> 01:20:20,767 Christ, it's Tornicelli. He's escaping. Stop him! 1718 01:20:21,651 --> 01:20:23,403 They took my gun, minister. 1719 01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:26,045 Idiot! You're going back on the beat! 1720 01:20:26,251 --> 01:20:27,206 Not the beat! 1721 01:20:31,211 --> 01:20:32,769 Protect me, Vanessa! 1722 01:20:33,771 --> 01:20:36,001 Not me! Not me! Paulino, shield me! 1723 01:20:36,211 --> 01:20:39,044 Treat me with respect. My father's a colonel! 1724 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,811 We're running from the riot cops again! 1725 01:20:42,331 --> 01:20:46,119 No, don't give me that. I think this mess is a trap. 1726 01:20:46,331 --> 01:20:47,605 - Whatmess? - What mess! 1727 01:20:47,811 --> 01:20:50,928 If you saw it! The prisoners are rioting in the yard. 1728 01:20:51,371 --> 01:20:53,282 Fires, riot police everywhere. 1729 01:20:53,491 --> 01:20:55,959 Fuck! They're shooting. Do you hear them? 1730 01:20:56,531 --> 01:20:59,807 I was running across the yard, and guess who I saw? 1731 01:21:00,011 --> 01:21:01,364 That guy Tornicelli. 1732 01:21:01,571 --> 01:21:03,527 Was he going towards a helicopter? 1733 01:21:03,731 --> 01:21:07,690 How would I know? He was with the prison warden and a blonde. 1734 01:21:07,891 --> 01:21:10,280 - I'm getting out. - Andtheexpenses? 1735 01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,368 We'll talk about those later. 1736 01:21:12,571 --> 01:21:14,607 - Get some extra funds ready. - Why? 1737 01:21:14,811 --> 01:21:17,371 Emergencies! Father Rebollo's funeral... 1738 01:21:17,571 --> 01:21:20,768 ...the hot-pot, the paella, the prawns, the sweets... 1739 01:21:20,971 --> 01:21:22,802 Yes, we'll talk later. 1740 01:21:23,091 --> 01:21:26,049 Fuck the accounts. I'm taking this and going... 1741 01:21:26,811 --> 01:21:27,846 Fuck, it's open! 1742 01:21:28,811 --> 01:21:30,642 What's going on? The money? 1743 01:21:32,251 --> 01:21:33,206 Jaramillo! 1744 01:21:33,451 --> 01:21:35,407 Jaramillo! I'm going to kill you! 1745 01:21:35,611 --> 01:21:37,647 Quintanilla, "Peace and Freedom". 1746 01:21:38,131 --> 01:21:41,089 Come on, it looks like we've shook them off. 1747 01:21:41,291 --> 01:21:43,247 Mu�agorri, close the door. 1748 01:21:43,531 --> 01:21:46,489 Here's the helicopter. We'll get away in that. 1749 01:21:46,851 --> 01:21:49,319 Where the hell's the pilot? 1750 01:21:49,531 --> 01:21:51,806 Mu�agorri, what did you do with him? 1751 01:21:52,011 --> 01:21:55,242 You said to take care of him, so I put him in a cell. 1752 01:21:55,451 --> 01:21:58,682 - Well, go and find him. - What, now? I might get shot. 1753 01:21:58,891 --> 01:22:02,042 Tornicelli, we've no pilot! What are we going to do? 1754 01:22:02,291 --> 01:22:04,486 Birdy! What the hell are you doing? 1755 01:22:04,691 --> 01:22:06,568 Looking after the helicopter. 1756 01:22:06,771 --> 01:22:09,490 It doesn't matter. I can fly a helicopter. 1757 01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:10,806 Everybody get in. 1758 01:22:11,011 --> 01:22:13,400 No, wait. I get sick in those things. 1759 01:22:13,611 --> 01:22:16,569 Mr. Tornicelli, you're a guest of our Government. 1760 01:22:16,771 --> 01:22:18,090 You can't just leave. 1761 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:20,759 Let me see. Fuck it! This doesn't work. 1762 01:22:21,251 --> 01:22:23,207 - I can't start it. - Wire the engine. 1763 01:22:23,411 --> 01:22:24,366 Can you do that? 1764 01:22:24,571 --> 01:22:27,085 - No, pet, I'm purely show biz. - I can! 1765 01:22:27,291 --> 01:22:28,724 Nobody knows anything! 1766 01:22:29,131 --> 01:22:32,123 - What's all the fuss? - Well, I'm being kidnapped. 1767 01:22:32,331 --> 01:22:33,969 Is that like the Fokkers? 1768 01:22:35,291 --> 01:22:36,246 They've arrived! 1769 01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,407 I'm the minister! I'm in charge. 1770 01:22:40,331 --> 01:22:44,882 - Fuck it! Paulino, negotiate. - No way. I prefer the beat. 1771 01:22:46,451 --> 01:22:50,285 - Give the guards a bashing! - It's not the guards, it's us. 1772 01:22:53,491 --> 01:22:56,847 - What about the helicopter? - It was in the other yard. 1773 01:22:57,051 --> 01:22:59,611 What the hell is going on here, Rogelio? 1774 01:22:59,811 --> 01:23:02,769 They've got us cornered, we can't get out of here. 1775 01:23:03,771 --> 01:23:06,285 We have you surrounded. 1776 01:23:06,491 --> 01:23:08,686 Come out with your hands in the air. 1777 01:23:14,131 --> 01:23:16,565 You won't screw me like the last time! 1778 01:23:16,771 --> 01:23:18,409 I'll burn all this first! 1779 01:23:18,611 --> 01:23:20,283 That's it, the Numantian spirit! 1780 01:23:22,691 --> 01:23:24,090 That's out of date! 1781 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:27,249 - You've fucked up the plan! - We've fucked up? 1782 01:23:27,371 --> 01:23:29,839 But didn't you lot organize the riot? 1783 01:23:30,051 --> 01:23:32,246 - No, the riot's yours. - It's ours? 1784 01:23:32,451 --> 01:23:34,601 Warden! Come here! 1785 01:23:34,811 --> 01:23:37,279 What the fuck is going on with this riot? 1786 01:23:37,491 --> 01:23:39,447 I kept telling you, Mu�agorri. 1787 01:23:39,651 --> 01:23:41,721 The prisoners are unpredictable. 1788 01:23:42,011 --> 01:23:44,730 Ternera! What the hell is going on here? 1789 01:23:44,931 --> 01:23:46,967 Who's rioting against who? 1790 01:23:47,171 --> 01:23:50,049 All I know is that we didn't get any paella. 1791 01:23:51,531 --> 01:23:53,726 And we didn't get the prawn heads... 1792 01:23:53,931 --> 01:23:56,001 ...that Mr. Quintanilla promised us either! 1793 01:23:57,491 --> 01:23:59,083 You heard him, Mu�agorri. 1794 01:23:59,291 --> 01:24:02,089 The prawn heads screwed up the plan for us. 1795 01:24:04,131 --> 01:24:06,486 Is it possible that in this country... 1796 01:24:06,691 --> 01:24:09,080 ...nobody is able to organize anything? 1797 01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:12,727 The three of you are useless. Give me the phone. 1798 01:24:12,931 --> 01:24:13,886 Long distance? 1799 01:24:14,091 --> 01:24:15,843 Long distance! 1800 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:19,487 - You can't rely on amateurs. - Can I call my wife? 1801 01:24:20,131 --> 01:24:21,484 Wait, Mr. Tornicelli. 1802 01:24:21,691 --> 01:24:23,647 As minister, I'm your only hope. 1803 01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,728 - Let me call. - Go fuck yourself. 1804 01:24:25,931 --> 01:24:28,206 As a minister, I demand some respect! 1805 01:24:28,411 --> 01:24:31,562 - Up your ass. - That's it. Up your ass! 1806 01:24:33,931 --> 01:24:35,967 Take it easy! Paulino, negotiate! 1807 01:24:36,531 --> 01:24:39,887 Stop it! Leave me alone! Not my ass! Not my ass! 1808 01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:44,929 All right, we'll try it. 1809 01:24:45,131 --> 01:24:48,089 - The kitchen's under control. - Like fuck it is! 1810 01:24:48,291 --> 01:24:52,000 They're asking for risotto and a tape of gregorian music. 1811 01:24:52,211 --> 01:24:54,725 And something about an under-secretary. 1812 01:24:54,931 --> 01:24:57,126 - Let's gas them. - The minister too? 1813 01:24:57,331 --> 01:24:59,606 Luis Quintanilla. If I can lend a hand... 1814 01:24:59,811 --> 01:25:02,689 Please, get out of here. That's all we need. 1815 01:25:03,211 --> 01:25:04,166 This is useless. 1816 01:25:04,371 --> 01:25:06,327 Listen, I'm the warden's wife. 1817 01:25:06,531 --> 01:25:09,250 Tell him that he's a bastard and a faggot. 1818 01:25:09,451 --> 01:25:12,409 And that if I catch Vanessa, I'll kill her. 1819 01:25:12,611 --> 01:25:15,648 - Very well, but keep inside. - You tell him. 1820 01:25:16,131 --> 01:25:17,325 That's all we need! 1821 01:25:17,611 --> 01:25:19,488 I'm fed up besieging prisons. 1822 01:25:19,691 --> 01:25:21,727 I was going to a bullfight today. 1823 01:25:21,931 --> 01:25:22,920 A call for you. 1824 01:25:23,411 --> 01:25:24,844 - Internal? - No, external. 1825 01:25:25,051 --> 01:25:26,006 Who is it? 1826 01:25:26,211 --> 01:25:27,166 The president? 1827 01:25:27,731 --> 01:25:28,686 The palace? 1828 01:25:30,931 --> 01:25:31,886 Christ! 1829 01:25:34,411 --> 01:25:36,367 About time the bread was baked! 1830 01:25:44,691 --> 01:25:47,410 Cops, I'll swap you a cake for a rocket. 1831 01:25:48,691 --> 01:25:51,569 - Munagorri! A croquette? - Thank you, warden. 1832 01:25:51,771 --> 01:25:53,045 My dear Tornicelli... 1833 01:25:53,731 --> 01:25:56,609 ...I think this risotto has a flavor of bromide. 1834 01:25:56,811 --> 01:25:58,005 But it's "al dente". 1835 01:25:58,211 --> 01:26:01,009 - Tornicelli, a croquette? - Yes! Thank you. 1836 01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:04,246 Excellent. 1837 01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:06,646 Vanessa made them. She's a treasure. 1838 01:26:07,731 --> 01:26:10,040 Listen, let me get one of them. 1839 01:26:11,131 --> 01:26:13,486 Warden, what about the flamenco tapes? 1840 01:26:13,691 --> 01:26:15,010 All in good time. 1841 01:26:15,211 --> 01:26:17,088 We're finally eating well. 1842 01:26:17,291 --> 01:26:19,805 It's Cachadent. I've come to negotiate. 1843 01:26:20,011 --> 01:26:20,966 The inspector! 1844 01:26:25,091 --> 01:26:26,046 May I? 1845 01:26:27,491 --> 01:26:28,890 The moment has come! 1846 01:26:29,251 --> 01:26:31,321 Yes, but we're eating. 1847 01:26:31,531 --> 01:26:33,044 There's no more time. 1848 01:26:33,251 --> 01:26:35,606 We want out too. Here, our passports. 1849 01:26:36,131 --> 01:26:38,884 So you're the Temerarious Barefoot Nuns. 1850 01:26:39,091 --> 01:26:40,843 Monsignor Lelli spoke to me. 1851 01:26:41,051 --> 01:26:43,565 A car will take you to the nunciature. 1852 01:26:43,771 --> 01:26:45,648 Meanwhile, nobody touch them! 1853 01:26:45,851 --> 01:26:48,968 Well, my friends. The time has come to say good-bye. 1854 01:26:52,931 --> 01:26:54,842 - Where are we going? - To Rome. 1855 01:26:55,051 --> 01:26:56,450 - Italy? - Of course. 1856 01:26:56,651 --> 01:26:58,846 You'll wire the money to my mother? 1857 01:26:59,531 --> 01:27:02,250 Remember to give that message to my girl. 1858 01:27:04,531 --> 01:27:05,486 Mr. Tornicelli... 1859 01:27:05,691 --> 01:27:08,683 ...as your security services clearly don't work... 1860 01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:11,849 ...I'm willing to oversee your personal security. 1861 01:27:12,051 --> 01:27:13,848 - Good idea. - I'll send my C.V. 1862 01:27:14,051 --> 01:27:16,326 Yes, send it to Milan, Rome or Perugia. 1863 01:27:16,531 --> 01:27:19,728 That's it. Now I'll take you to the airport in my car. 1864 01:27:20,051 --> 01:27:22,724 Mr. Artemio, good-bye and thank you. 1865 01:27:22,931 --> 01:27:24,887 What about buying my business? 1866 01:27:25,091 --> 01:27:26,729 Don't worry. We'll talk. 1867 01:27:26,931 --> 01:27:28,603 - This is yours. - Your case? 1868 01:27:28,811 --> 01:27:29,766 I'll take that. 1869 01:27:30,051 --> 01:27:32,724 - We'll talk. - Yes, but when will we talk? 1870 01:27:32,931 --> 01:27:34,683 - Tomorrow, soon... - All right. 1871 01:27:35,931 --> 01:27:37,444 I'm glad it's all over. 1872 01:27:37,651 --> 01:27:39,846 May I phone? My wife will be worried. 1873 01:27:40,051 --> 01:27:43,043 A pleasure. Artemio Bermejo, Bermejo Sanitation. 1874 01:27:43,851 --> 01:27:44,806 Not again? 1875 01:27:45,091 --> 01:27:46,649 Fuck the lot of them! 1876 01:27:46,891 --> 01:27:49,325 I knew it. There'll be no talking. 1877 01:27:50,131 --> 01:27:52,691 You'll be sorry. Come out, Vicente! 1878 01:27:53,491 --> 01:27:55,447 - What do you want? - My husband. 1879 01:27:55,651 --> 01:27:57,607 - He's my Vicente. - Shut up, fairy! 1880 01:27:57,811 --> 01:28:01,042 - You shut up, you old fool. - Whore! I'll get you! 1881 01:28:01,331 --> 01:28:02,286 Fire! 1882 01:28:03,291 --> 01:28:04,246 Bitch! 1883 01:28:05,411 --> 01:28:08,642 And so the blankets, those blankets, thirty years. 1884 01:28:09,011 --> 01:28:11,366 The polygamous rich, two months... 1885 01:28:14,691 --> 01:28:16,647 - Grandma... - Ludo, your hands! 1886 01:28:16,851 --> 01:28:19,126 - It's worse. He talks. - What a nuisance! 1887 01:28:19,331 --> 01:28:22,960 And he mustn't forget to take these pills morning and night. 1888 01:28:23,171 --> 01:28:24,889 - There he is now. - I'm coming. 1889 01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:26,843 Artemio, you look great! 1890 01:28:27,051 --> 01:28:28,450 Been in the sun room? 1891 01:28:28,731 --> 01:28:29,686 Hello. 1892 01:28:29,931 --> 01:28:33,719 I suppose you're happy now. I'm a prisoner's wife again. 1893 01:28:34,171 --> 01:28:36,605 - I can't take all this. - Now, calm down. 1894 01:28:37,331 --> 01:28:38,286 What can I do? 1895 01:28:38,491 --> 01:28:40,686 Don't worry. It's a matter of weeks. 1896 01:28:40,891 --> 01:28:44,406 Mr. Cerrillo says you'd stand trial in a few months. 1897 01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:48,286 Tell that lawyer to leave me alone. He's a bastard! 1898 01:28:48,491 --> 01:28:50,129 I've left you a basket... 1899 01:28:50,331 --> 01:28:53,050 ...with some shorts, a few tins and medicine. 1900 01:28:53,891 --> 01:28:56,325 Getting involved in a conspiracy! 1901 01:28:56,531 --> 01:28:58,761 - I got tricked into it. - Yeah, sure. 1902 01:28:58,971 --> 01:29:00,768 As usual. Idiot! 1903 01:29:00,971 --> 01:29:03,963 The accusation by the Treasury may be stayed. 1904 01:29:04,171 --> 01:29:06,127 Don't worry. I'll see to it all. 1905 01:29:06,331 --> 01:29:08,003 No, don't see to anything. 1906 01:29:08,611 --> 01:29:09,680 You know what? 1907 01:29:09,891 --> 01:29:11,768 You can all go to hell! 1908 01:29:11,971 --> 01:29:14,724 The business, the family and the whole country! 1909 01:29:15,571 --> 01:29:16,720 And the briefcase. 1910 01:29:17,811 --> 01:29:19,244 You can all get lost! 1911 01:29:19,811 --> 01:29:22,644 Is that how you thank me for all I've done? 1912 01:29:23,251 --> 01:29:26,368 Don't worry, it's a typical claustrophobic depression. 1913 01:29:27,051 --> 01:29:29,246 Quintanilla Promotions remind you... 1914 01:29:29,451 --> 01:29:32,409 ...that during the benefit gala this afternoon... 1915 01:29:32,611 --> 01:29:34,761 ...we'll be raffling a mountain bike. 1916 01:29:34,971 --> 01:29:38,680 Cheer up! When you get used to jail, it's really great. 1917 01:29:39,091 --> 01:29:40,843 Will you join us in a game? 1918 01:29:41,291 --> 01:29:42,246 Sure. 1919 01:29:42,451 --> 01:29:44,043 I've to go back to the home... 1920 01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:46,446 ...just when they get a good cook here. 1921 01:29:46,651 --> 01:29:47,606 A Bocuse. 1922 01:29:47,851 --> 01:29:49,728 That's why I joined the riot. 1923 01:29:49,931 --> 01:29:51,887 So let's enjoy it for a few days. 1924 01:29:52,091 --> 01:29:53,843 - Or a few years. - Whatever. 1925 01:29:54,171 --> 01:29:56,526 - Three cushions? - Whatever you prefer. 1926 01:29:57,691 --> 01:29:59,761 - I'm on today. - May I use your box? 1927 01:29:59,971 --> 01:30:01,484 Sure. Here's a ticket. 1928 01:30:02,091 --> 01:30:04,286 And a card from Birdy, from Brazil. 1929 01:30:04,491 --> 01:30:08,279 - Swimming at Copacabana? - No, he's in jail. 1930 01:30:09,371 --> 01:30:11,487 My wife was buried in the garden? 1931 01:30:11,931 --> 01:30:13,046 Faggot! Informer! 1932 01:30:13,251 --> 01:30:14,445 What's up with him? 1933 01:30:14,651 --> 01:30:17,609 His accomplice confessed about his wife's death. 1934 01:30:17,811 --> 01:30:19,847 They could help me kill my wife... 1935 01:30:20,051 --> 01:30:22,326 ...my brother-in-law and the Bosnian.